Naked Eve Monologue

You know, I read in a book once that women desire attention. Even the Devil knew that and so he chose to go to naked Eve to tempt her, since he had just one chance. He knew if He had gone to naked Adam, we would still be in the garden and Adam would still be the only one who has tasted the forbidden fruit. Perhaps, Naked Eve would notice herself with the amazing figures God had given to her and it was impossible for Adam to notice when his eyes where not yet opened. She opened his eyes... so he could notice her. Thanks to Peter Cheyney for pointing that out in his book, Poison Ivy.

However, Many young ladies these days pretend they do not like the pick up lines guys come after them with. I Doubt that. They like it. Or a large number of them do, at least. They like been noticed.

I remember one time, when I was still in the University. I think I was in my 3rd year then. I was invited to a friends birthday party. There, I noticed
Then I asked for his phone to make a call. At first he gave me a surprising look I was exp2ecting to see. The kind of look you would give if a stranger walks to you asking for your phone to make a call. I made sure I asked loud enough so I could get her attention. Now I did, she was staring at us both, me especially. "How long would the call last?" asked the guy, "Don't worry, it would be toll free. I just want to call God..." I paused here, turning to her. She turned to me and she seemed surprised, possibly thinking I was insane. I smiled at her and continued, turning back to the guy, "...I want to tell him I have found his missing angel... and She is just right here..." turning back to her with a smile. My Smile, by the way, is lady killing enough. coupled with the Bait punchline, Was this girl impressed or was she? even the guy was so impressed that he gave me a handshake and excused us