Even before the essay, Swift implements his 'dark humor ' with his title. A Modest Proposal is truly anything but modest. The absurdities he uses to portray his solutions to all of Ireland 's problems. For example, offering suggestions of cannibalism is outrageous, yet follows still remains consistent with 'dark humor. ' The narrator says, "A child will make two dishes at an entertainment for friends; and when the family dines alone, the fore or hind quarter will make a reasonable dish, and seasoned with a little pepper or salt will be very good boiled on the fourth day, especially in winter"(385). He uses this and many other absurd scenarios in order to support his 'dark humor. 'Hidden amongst all the rhetorical tricks, lies a true moral theme. The speaker 's ludicrous solutions to Ireland 's problems cause the reader to become aware of the extent of the dilemma. Tremendously disgusted with the speaker 's solutions, the readers protest to the inhumane living conditions of the Irish lower-class. In order to clear all doubt against Swift 's proposal, he addresses the problem of possibly destroying the Irish race if their infants are all sacrificed. Swift proposes saving a number of children, strictly for procreation. The narrator says, "I do therefore humbly offer it to the public consideration that of the hundred and twenty thousand children already computed, twenty thousand may be reserved for breed; whereof only one fourth part to be males, which is more than we allow to sheep, black cattle, or swine; and my reason is that these children are seldom the fruits of marriage, a circumstance not much regarded by our savages; therefore, one male will be sufficient to serve four females" (384). In the midst of all the absurd proposals, Swift also introduces his genuine reforms. He includes discouraging vanity, taxing…