But Aristotle from Greece, well he did not!
Aristotle hated Christmas, the entire Christmas season,
Because the happiness he saw it did not stand to his reason.
“They call this time happy, and It angers me a lot,
Because happiness is only earned through a great deal of wrought.
You see, simple people can not experience this feeling they claim,
Acquiring happiness is difficult, this is not just a game.
You can not become happy from a gift or a song,
Someone please stop this Christmas, can they not see their wrong?
Aristotle could hear from his mountain the loud clanging bells
And the Christmas dinners cooking, wafting their lovely smells.
I NEED A PLAN TO STOP CHRISTMAS NOW
THESE PEOPLE AREN’T