Beard Beanie Research Paper

‘Darn it another snowflake has landed in my beard, now it will be wet and cold’. I’m sure that all of you have had this thought, well except for women, well some women have beards but you only see them at the circus or at Walmart at 3 a.m., but that’s another story. Anyway, now there is a cure for this annoyance, people have always have always worn beanies on their heads but I am now introducing the beard beanie. The Beard Beanie is a state of the art new invention, that will keep your beard warm and dry. The Beard Beanie is like a normal beanie but it fits on your chin and has holes for your ears to go through. The material will be made of a waterproof material exterior, to keep your beard dry and an insulated interior to keep your beard
and chin warm. The price for the Beard Beanie will be $15, and for the limited edition black with gold inlay will be $35 (The price is high and the Beard Beanie will probably be copied by Walmart and they will sell the exact same thing but without my companies logo and will cost like 90% less, but hey come on people buy the real thing.) So no more wet and cold beards. My invention will be all over the world, well at least until the next stupid “as seen on t.v”. thing comes out like 2 months later.