Blubber Research Paper

Once there was a walrus named Blubber, who was tired of sitting on the ice and being lazy. He wasn't very industrious and couldn't trek very far, but he had an ambition to become president of the U.S.. The other walruses thought he was a sham, but their doubtfulness abated when he shared his ideas.

His popularity spread like an epidemic. In his campaign he promised to replace the water supply with soda and cut the school day to precisely one hour. He would also give everyone the authority to declare a holiday whenever they chose. His promises grabbed the attention of even the most impartial voters. Blubber's agent estimated that he would get 100% of the votes. Even walruses in Siberia acknowledged his aspirations.

Blubbers opponent, Donald Trumpet, was infuriated by Blubber's popularity. Trumpet was the most annoying and obnoxious elephant. His campaign promised to evict all of the walruses from Alaska and build a wall to keep them from coming back. Blubber thought Donald Trumpet's threat to his campaign was irrelevant, until election day arrived.
Every elephant voted and one uninformed narwhal voted for Donald Trumpet, giving him 51% of the votes. That meant that elephants everywhere would be getting artificial tanning and implanted hair. After Blubbers devastating loss, he spent his days stressing eating in front of the