Book Report

Smithers: a Small Man In Lord Dunsany’s “The Two Bottles of Relish” (1932), Smithers, a relish salesman, partners with Linley, an intelligent gentleman from Oxford to solve the murder of the young Nancy Elth. After Smithers has discovered clues from the murder scene in Unge, he must rely on Linley because he cannot solve the case. Smithers’ self – deprecation, ignorance, and lack of creativity prevent him from solving the case. Smithers’ is extremely hard on himself. His self – deprecation hinders him in solving the case. For instance, Smithers shows his self – deprecating attitude because he believes he is simply a “small man in a small way of business” (43). He does not think of himself highly at all. Again Smithers shows his self – depreciation when he approaches Linley about rooming with him and belittles himself by saying “‘… I wouldn’t be no more in your way than a cat’” (43). He is comparing himself to a cat, is inferior to a human being. Smithers is not even proud of himself when he sells forty – eight bottles of Num-numo because he says “Only a fool, I know, would have been unable to push it there…” (53). Smithers is extremely tough on himself and whenever he does something wrong he reminds himself how terrible he is.
Although his self – depreciation is obvious, his ignorance shows throughout the story, too. Smithers shows his ignorance many times. He tries to sound intelligent by saying “…you don’t have to quote the whole Inferno to show that you’ve read Milton…” (44). Smithers shows his ignorance here because he is not aware that Milton did not write the Inferno, but Dante Alighieri did. Smithers thinks that rooming with Linley is going to make him a more intelligent man and maybe a better salesman. He does not understand that just being around a smart man will make him smarter. Smithers also says he is unable to do any “big thinking” (49). Which demonstrates his lack of intelligence and ignorance.
Smithers is a very unimaginative gentleman.

Cited: Plunkett, E.J.M.D. “The Two Bottles of Relish.” 1932. 21 Great Stories. Ed. Abraham H. Lass and Norma L. Tasman. New York: Mentor, 1969. 42-55.