Emmi: Do you want to play pretend?
Lucy: Ok. This is our house and that is our dog and I am the wife and you are the husband.
Emmi: How come you get to be the girl? You ALWAYS get to be the girl.
Lucy: That's because you didn't share your Gushers with me and that makes me the girl.
Emmi: That's not fair, I'm telling!
Lucy: Fine. You be the wife and I'll be the husband. I'm home from work honey!
Emmi: Ok, I'll make dinner. [Makes dinner on kitchen play set while Lucy …show more content…
[Emmi gets a duster and starts dusting while Lucy eats and reads]
Emmi: Ok. Let's pretend it’s bedtime. [They lie down on a bed and snore for 5-10 seconds, then Emmi sits up]. I'm going to make breakfast.
Lucy: I have a better idea.
Emmi: What?
Lucy: LET'S GET MARRIED.
Emmi: But we're already husband and wife.
Lucy: So? My mom got married three times already.
Emmi: ...Ok!
[The girls quickly dress up as bride and groom, and stand facing each other]
Lucy: I love you and promise to watch TV on the couch while you make me food.
Emmi: I love you and promise to cook food while you watch TV.
[They exchange rings and give each other a kiss on the cheek]
Lucy: Ok. We're married. Let’s go on a honeymoon!
Emmi: [grabs doll, stuffs it under shirt] AHHH, I'M PREGNANT!
Lucy: What? How?
Emmi: I don't know! Maybe we kissed too hard!
Lucy: No, my mommy said something about birds and bees. Did you get stung recently?
Emmi: No, I'm allergic! If I did, I would be having anaphylactic shock by now!
Lucy: Well, did you touch a bird or something? Or maybe you ate raw chicken?
Emmi: JUST DO SOMETHING, MY WATER'S BREAKING! I'M DILATED TO A 9.5!!!
Lucy: PUSH HONEY, PUSH! YOU GOT THIS!