Cooper's Short Story

"It's long distance if we don't both live on campus." Blaine nods, as though he's agreeing with himself.

"You don't live on campus."

"Right. We don't both live on campus, so it's long distance."

Cooper rolls his eyes. "You two are both helpless. So, you're at the off-Broadway production...."

"Yes." Kurt tries to remember what made-up story he's telling. "So, I had just come out with the rest of the cast at the back of the theater, and Blaine thrusts his playbill at me and asks for my autograph. I told him…that…I wasn't anybody and he didn't really want my picture. I mean autograph."

Blaine laughs like that's the funniest he's thing ever heard in his entire life.

Cooper moves his hand in circles in a "keep going, get to the point" gesture.