Creative Writing: The Saga Of Old Geo

The saga of old Geo. Ochenski continues. As Geo. sat on his rock, watching the Cadillac, getting smaller and smaller, until it was just a dot on the horizon before it disappeared over the hilltop. He sat there for some time, with his head in his hands. Contemplating, about what the elderly gentleman had said. As wheels of the mind began to turn the gears of thought, 'old Geo could almost hear them groan' from lack of usage. Suddenly the old 25 watt incandescent light bulb, lite up. Somewhere in the dark shadowy corners of his mind, stirred an almost unheard of phenomenal, reasoning was taking place. In panic Geo almost shelved it in disbelief. Slowly, oh so very slowly it came to the front of his mind. But, in the dim light of the 25 watt bulb, Geo was unable to understand it. Geo shook his head, in an effort to clear it. But, as with most things, Geo tried to do, it ended in failure. In shaking his head, Geo had accidentally turned on, the other 25 watt bulb on the right side of his brain, which he almost never used. As the light became brighter, Geo was slowly able to make out the printing in bold red, black and blue crayon, the words on the jello (sic) paper he was holding. It said, in bold
Bernie's revolution, that's what I will do, I will join Bernie and his revolution. Somewhere he had heard of a poll, taken in Montana, where oh where was that? Now I remember, it was in Helena. What did it say, yeah it said, 652 votes for Bernie, 390 for Trump and 325 for Hillary. {what Geo didn't know, of those 652 voters, 250 would stay at home or forget. 30 on second thought would vote for Trump. Of the 325 voters who say they are for Hillary. 25 will stay home and 32 will vote for Trump and the other 268 will hold their noses and vote for Hill. The vote in Helena will end up 372 for Bernie, 268 for Hillary and 452 for Trump.} And in the general it will be... more in the next episode of the saga of Geo