Banquo: Ross, be nice.
Ross: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
(Enter Macbeth & Lady Macbeth, play classical music)
Ross: Hello, you two.
Banquo: Thanks for showing up guys.
Macbeth: Of course, we wouldn’t miss this.
Lady Macbeth: Thanks for having us, we would’ve been here sooner but my husband was running late. I had to drag him out of the house.
Ross: Let’s get on with this.
(On stage, short speech by Ross)
Ross: The reason why we’re all here tonight is to celebrate the crowing of our new king. Even though we have lost one remarkable king, we have gained Macbeth, who hopefully does as much a great job as Duncan has. As we all know, Donaldbain & Malcom have left without a word. So next in line is Macbeth. Scotland is doing well, I’m sure Macbeth will not disappoint us. Macbeth will you do us the honour of becoming our king?
(Ross crowns Macbeth, Enter Duncan’s ghost)
Macbeth: Thank you, thank you. I am honoured. It is sad that we’ve lost Duncan. But he would want us to move on with life. I will do my best to keep up Scotland’s great reputation. I know I’m not the heir to the crown, but I will do all that I can to keep Scotland running smoothly. I have always looked up to King Duncan, I hope you all can look up to me.
Macbeth’s Coronation
(Before Macbeth’s Coronation)
(Enter Ross & Banquo)
Ross: Man this really sucks, we’ve lost our King.
Banquo: I know we have, but don’t worry I’m sure Macbeth will be just as good.
Ross: But the real heir to the crown is Donaldbain & Malcom.
Banquo: What are you talking about? They’ve left without