Do You Consider Yourself a Good Driver

Do you consider yourself to be a good driver? If you were to ask two of your closest friends what do you think they would say if asked? Chances are you may be a bad driver and not even know it. Anyone can be a bad driver but just in case if you’re not sure if you are or not here are fifteen steps to follow. The steps about to follow can be used by anyone at any age. I recommend that you have a valid driver’s license prior to taking to the roads but it is not a necessity when one wants to learn how to become a bad driver. Please read carefully and happy driving.
The first step in becoming a bad driver starts in the comfort of your own home. The best way to start is to push the snooze alarm too many times causing you to start out your day running late. Skip putting your contacts in that will save you at least three minutes. By now you should be running around the house tripping over a cat, a dog, and or chair. You can really use whatever you have handy in the house at the moment. Looking around you should be gathering your school books, purse, phone, travel cup (filled with hot coffee).
Once you have gathered all your belongings check time to make sure you are still running late. If not you can improvise here. Next rush out of the house to the car. Get in the car throwing your purse and books onto the passenger’s seat. Put key into ignition, if the keys aren’t in your hand you should check your pockets and purse. I If they can't be found get out of the car go back into the house and find the car keys. Once found go back out to the car, get in and start the car.
Once started put the car in reverse and begin to back out of the driveway. Look in mirror and slam on breaks so you don’t hit the neighborhood kid who’s walking past on his way to school. Continue to back out of the driveway hitting the garbage cans. Continue down the street until you encounter a stop sign, which usually means it will be a four way stop. Stop before you pass the stop sign look both ways