Eedyat Monologue

Please don't stop for a chinwag You need a Tic Tac You will get broke up like a Kit Kat And then taken out like a bin bag Becar it's going down, low blow So don't make me snap like a photo (slow mo) I'll come through hooded up like Trayvon All blacked out like Akon I'm a come to your door like Avon And make you gimme them notes like Trey Songz Mad ting, sad ting, like a Drake song Everything's cool, payphone I told you to change your panties So why you still wearing the same ones? Dutty gyal, no Sean Paul I'm bad gyal, what you gon do? Look, I've got supporters in Cornwall and I know some ballers in Portmore But wait, why do girls love to do that pose? Are they your new trainers? What are those? Eedyat gyal Pick your nose and eat it gyal Yeah I am the realest gyal I-I-I am the realest gyal!
You ain't like Melesha I'm a hurricane, yeah, I'm Katrina English class didn't like the teacher so I walked out like "Bye Felicia!" Stay in school, kids they don't show no appreciation Keep things short like abbreviation all these girls are really hating (Why?) When their lips look like crispy bacon CRIZZPY!
Crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon you’re lips look like crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon Their lips look like crispy bacon I'm on the grind, skateboard I'm a go nuts, acorn They tried to take shots, paintball But I'll cross when I want like a jaywalk Pathetic, your weaves synthetic If you think that you're gonna get past me Then you can forget it! Like, hello, do you hear me? I've been dying to let you know that you're the biggest waste-man Look, I'll take you for some garlic bread I'll take him for a tuna salad Just when they thought I was done I gave them another one, DJ Khaled So don't think you're bad Cause your man press my Instagram So you got mad then hit the fan I hit him up then I hit the dab like
WOO! That's it Don't try talk with your black lips I heat things up like June the 1st I took the crown, Miss Universe They don't show no appreciation Keep things short like abbreviation All these girls are really hating (Why?) When their lips look like crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon you’re lips look like crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon CRIZZPY! Crispy bacon Their lips look like crispy bacon Queen Speech 5 you know Sorry for the wait I dropped my phone in the toilet Bom bom bom bom Bombom bombada bom Bom bom bom bom Bombom bomdaba bom Whoo!