Eggman Monologue

Badly mcnose hair-I mean eggman sat on his chair thinking and thinking.
“what’s wrong eggman?” said orbot.
“I don’t know what to do to destroy that hedgehog that’s what! I’ve got all these great inventions but I feel they just won’t make it or work to finish him off.” Said eggman.
“come on doctor, wizemen used you’re robots, shouldn’t you be honored and inspired?” said orbot.
“yeah, but wizemen didn’t stop the hedgehog either and apparently he made the robots fix themselves and attack again, something I wish I had the resources to do.” Said eggman sighing.
“why not hire someone?” said cubot.
“doctor eggman, the evil genius hiring someone to do his laundry? Oh yeah, that won’t get me laughed at at all.”
“but I thought doing your laundry was our job?”
Eggman couldn’t help but feel the way he did. All’s he wanted was to get at the hedgehog and try to defeat him, other than that he felt lost and out of touch, especially when everyone in mobious was worried about some group of punks as eggman considered them while he was begin forgotten.
“what is one tactic that I haven’t used on the hedgehog…” said eggman.
He thought of his past attempts. He then remembered the deadly 6, and one of their members. Then he remembered the member zeena.
“hmmm.” He thought. “orbot, cubot! Do you two recall me ever doing the old “send a girl bate”