Round 4
(Joslyn Filo)
Narrator:
The speed dating must continue! Next up we have the heartbroken Evey. She has been longing for love ever since V died. Le--
*cuts off as Beowulf comes in while fighting and pushes the narrator aside*
Beowulf:
Sorry I’m late my beautiful maiden. *slashes the monster he is fighting, the monster falls on top of the coffee table*
Evey:
Uh...Evey, Evey Hammond. *lifts her hand out nervously to Beowulf for him to kiss it*
Beowulf:
It truly is my pleasure to meet you. I am THE almighty Beowulf! And I have come to sweep you right off your feet! I would fight ONE thousand battles for you to just acknowledge me! I bet it only helps that I’ve defeated Grendel.
Evey:
That’s..very...valourous. …show more content…
*Grunts as he ditches a hit from Grendel*
No he’s a creature as slimy as a snail! A creature as evil as the devil himself! A creature as ugly as a naked mole rat! And a creature as mean as a man named Seth Krhovsky is to …show more content…
*She moves aggressively to dodge a hit from grendel*
Beowulf:
Why would I need your help? You’re a WOMAN?
Grendel:
*in a scratchy voice*
Did you really think you saw the last of me? How dare you kill my mother!
Evey:
How dare you reject my help because I’m a woman!
Beowulf and Grendel:
AHHHHH *while wrestling*
Evey:
*Talking to herself while she grabs a stick off the ground from a broken chair*
Did Beowulf really just push my fighting skills away because I’m a woman?! Like really who does he think he is? Is he living in the Anglo-Saxon period? He’s really just another stupid guy, with big muscles, and an even bigger ego. Maybe I should teach him a lesson. One that will show him to never underestimate a woman again. I WILL defeat Grendel and show Beowulf exactly where he stands. Maybe V would like it if I use his favorite--explosives.
*a screeching scream comes from Grendel, followed by a grunt from Beowulf*
Beowulf:
Ha! Ha! Looks like I still got it!
Grendel:
For some reason I don’t think so!
*He pushes Beowulf off the stage*
Finally.
Evey:
AHHHHHH
*jumps on Grendel's back*
Grendel:
WHAT THE
Evey:
Just stay calm it will be over before you know