Examples Of Evil Longboard Civilization

There once was an evil longboard civilization called White Port that was corrupt because people were killing and hurting people and cheating them out of what they deserved. So one day the king of all long boards Sector Nine said to a young longboard, “I plan to run over all the other long boarders, so you should get out because you have been good even when evil tries to persuade you.” So Sector 9 told the young longboard named Adam to go out and build the biggest longboard and put two of every brand of longboard on it and ride away so that they could restart the earth and keep from the evil coming back.

So Adam went out and created the biggest longboard ever to transport the other longboards to safety. Next Adam began to make the longboard and it was supposed to be three hundred cubits long, an 50 cubits tall. Once you are done I will come down but I will send you a warning that the end is near and you must get away, you will be sent the wheels of your longboard that will signify that you must pack everyone onto the longboard and then leave. After this you will ride until you find land which will take a very long time but you must persevere.
So the next day Adam told is family the prophecy that he had been told while he was longboarding down a hill, after this he immediately began to collect the