Failing School Research Paper
In this paper I will tell you all the steps to fail school successfully. Be sure to complete all the necessary steps of the process that I explain. If you think this will be an easy mission, you are wrong. To tackle this battle you will need a tremendous amount of laziness, a strong talent for lying, a deviant mind, and determination. If you don’t posses all of these skills, you might as well not waste your time reading the rest of this paper because you will not succeed in failing school. For all of you who have made it past that sentence, read carefully as I explain all of the steps. The first step is thinking of some of the stunts you will be doing to kick off the plan. I will give you some examples. Purposely not set your alarm clock to wake up for school every day. Then, make a smorgasbord of breakfast food. Waffles and ice cream is
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my favorite. They’re so good that you need at least three helpings, keeping you occupied for awhile. This will insure you are extra late to school. Fake mysterious illnesses once a week. To make the illness more realistic, use a blow dryer to make your forehead feel like it's running a fever and quickly call your parent upstairs to feel your forehead before it cools down. Also, never do your homework. I repeat, never.
After you have completed these stunts, you will have racked up your number of lates and absences.
You will also have a zero for your homework grade in every class you are taking. Since most teacher weight homework grades in classes fairly high, you will hopefully be close to having a D in the class. However, having failed all of your classes doesn’t mean you will fail completely at school. You will just have to take the classes again. Therefore, you will need to start brainstorming things to do that are on the next level of unacceptable.
Here is where things may get tricky. At this point you’re probably thinking that this is a lot of work to fail. However, you have come this far. So here are some words or encouragement, don’t give up! Ironic isn’t it? That I’m telling you not to give up yet that is exactly the point of this entire mission. Anyways, I will now give you some ideas for stunts that will surely have you kicked out of school.
The second step involves taking things up a notch. You will need to be creative. You will need to do something bad, but you definitely don’t want to end up behind a prison cell so be
careful.
my favorite. They’re so good that you need at least three helpings, keeping you occupied for awhile. This will insure you are extra late to school. Fake mysterious illnesses once a week. To make the illness more realistic, use a blow dryer to make your forehead feel like it's running a fever and quickly call your parent upstairs to feel your forehead before it cools down. Also, never do your homework. I repeat, never.
After you have completed these stunts, you will have racked up your number of lates and absences.
You will also have a zero for your homework grade in every class you are taking. Since most teacher weight homework grades in classes fairly high, you will hopefully be close to having a D in the class. However, having failed all of your classes doesn’t mean you will fail completely at school. You will just have to take the classes again. Therefore, you will need to start brainstorming things to do that are on the next level of unacceptable.
Here is where things may get tricky. At this point you’re probably thinking that this is a lot of work to fail. However, you have come this far. So here are some words or encouragement, don’t give up! Ironic isn’t it? That I’m telling you not to give up yet that is exactly the point of this entire mission. Anyways, I will now give you some ideas for stunts that will surely have you kicked out of school.
The second step involves taking things up a notch. You will need to be creative. You will need to do something bad, but you definitely don’t want to end up behind a prison cell so be
careful.