Fifa 13 Apology Rules
Description
Lose by the following and face up to the forfeit;
5 - Write a Facebook apology to your opponent praising them for their brilliance.
6 - You must kiss the feet of your opponent.
7 - You must make your opponent a tasty sandwich.
8 - You must be the slave of your opponent for an hour.
9 - You must eat a tablespoon of various kitchen ingredients of your opponent 's discretion.
10 - You must send a Moonpig apology to your opponent
11 - Winning player gets 11 minutes on the losers Facebook to do whatever they wish (No changing passwords). Whatever is put on there has to stay for at least 11 days.
12 - You must play the next game fully naked
13 - You have to go to your next door neighbours and start describing the game in its full detail, minute, by minute and where fundamentally you went wrong, if they shut the door move on to the next house and pick up where you left off.
14 - The person must wear a custom t-shirt, designed by the winner, it must have on the back, " I lost by 14 on Fifa 13 " on the front, it can have what ever the winner desires. The loser must then walk around town explaining to 14 different people why they have lost so badly and get them to sign the t-shirt. A picture must then be uploaded to facebook with the T-shirt on for further abuse.
15 - You must send a letter to FIFA explaining in great detail why you lost by 15 goals.
20 - You are not allowed to play FIFA, ever, ever, EVER again.
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Player Rules
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Miss an open goal with torres, the player has to buy 50 freddos and then bin them
Score a hat-trick with Joey Barton and you get to give your opponent a 'friendly ' jab on the arm.
get a goal with crouch set up from a delap throw and you must go into a supermarket doing the robot and buy a towel
Score a goal with Petr Cech and your opponent has to wear a scrum cap to protect themselves in every game of FIFA they play from then onwards
Score a hat-trick
Lose by the following and face up to the forfeit;
5 - Write a Facebook apology to your opponent praising them for their brilliance.
6 - You must kiss the feet of your opponent.
7 - You must make your opponent a tasty sandwich.
8 - You must be the slave of your opponent for an hour.
9 - You must eat a tablespoon of various kitchen ingredients of your opponent 's discretion.
10 - You must send a Moonpig apology to your opponent
11 - Winning player gets 11 minutes on the losers Facebook to do whatever they wish (No changing passwords). Whatever is put on there has to stay for at least 11 days.
12 - You must play the next game fully naked
13 - You have to go to your next door neighbours and start describing the game in its full detail, minute, by minute and where fundamentally you went wrong, if they shut the door move on to the next house and pick up where you left off.
14 - The person must wear a custom t-shirt, designed by the winner, it must have on the back, " I lost by 14 on Fifa 13 " on the front, it can have what ever the winner desires. The loser must then walk around town explaining to 14 different people why they have lost so badly and get them to sign the t-shirt. A picture must then be uploaded to facebook with the T-shirt on for further abuse.
15 - You must send a letter to FIFA explaining in great detail why you lost by 15 goals.
20 - You are not allowed to play FIFA, ever, ever, EVER again.
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Player Rules
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Miss an open goal with torres, the player has to buy 50 freddos and then bin them
Score a hat-trick with Joey Barton and you get to give your opponent a 'friendly ' jab on the arm.
get a goal with crouch set up from a delap throw and you must go into a supermarket doing the robot and buy a towel
Score a goal with Petr Cech and your opponent has to wear a scrum cap to protect themselves in every game of FIFA they play from then onwards
Score a hat-trick