Fight For Hopping

The Fight for Hopping "It all started in Austria of 1940, my Jewish parents, the boat, then I was in America. That boat was my career's takeoff" I said. "Hey, are you an interior designer, because when I saw you the whole room became beautiful" Louis Meyer, movie mogul said. "No thanks, I'm going to an audition for a woman with abundant amounts of rage. Thanks for helping me get into character" I angrily stated to him. "Who do you even think you are Mr. Whatever your name is?" "I am Meyer, Louis Meyer,movie mogul. You're an actress?" He asked me. "Yes and I have an audition as soon as I get off the boat,so if you could leave me alone that would be great, thanks" I said just struggling to find the words considering my limited vocabulary.
Where was my name? Then it said he was doing an interview on the View. I finally figured out how to run it on just in time for that dog to say 'I love invented things to help the military torpedo ships, they can finally find their way around without getting lost and they owe it all to me, just me' " I said to myself. After denying all my calls, I decided to make another one, a better one. So, I did and they day it was done I went to the Navy. "Excuse me captain, but I just wanted to let you know I have a better and more modern version of...Mr.Meyer's frequency hopping machine" I said trying to sound as professional as possible. By this time my career had taken off and I was lucky I got here without having people scream for me or shout that they want me, you know because I am known as the most beautiful woman. Ever so sweetly and calmly the captain said, "Listen Ms. Lamar, you are just a woman, an actress and the most beautiful woman. If you want to help us, give us your device and start raising money for the war. If you agree, which as the brilliant woman you are you will, the patent will be ready by tomorrow." I was ready to explode, "I am not just an actress or a woman or the most beautiful woman I am an inventor." He just nodded and said, "It's your