Five More Minute Monster Research Paper

Five More Minute Monster = procrastination
Wesley = me :)

Wesley: UGH.. i have to start this five paragraph essay that's due in a week. Why does my life have to be so hard?

Five More Minutes Monster: Or you could go read a book that has nothing to do with the essay for a while.

Wesley: Ummm… not saying that thats a bad idea, but, who are you and where are you?!

Five More Minutes Monster: I’m the thing in your head that tells you to stop doing the things that are boring and to go do something that's fun.

Wesley: I’m just going to the the hospital real quick and see if I hit that tree harder than I thought

Five More Minutes Monster: Now that's just rude. Having me in your head does not make you delusional.

Wesley: I’m pretty sure that having a conversation in my
head and having it answer back counts as delusional

Five More Minutes Monster: Whatever. No are you going to go do something less boring so we can do this all on the last night?

Wesley: I’m not that bad!

Five More Minutes Monster: No? Then when was the last time you worked on something and it wasn’t at the last minute?

Wesley: UUUHHH...

Five More Minutes Monster: That's what I thought.

Wesley: WOW WOW WOW. Hang on, just because I can’t name a time I did it doesn’t mean that it never happened

Five More Minutes Monster: Ya sure.

Wesley: UGH you’re impossible.

Five More Minutes Monster: I know. :D

Wesley: Ugh I’m going to read

___________________Two Days Later___________________

Five More Minutes Monster: So, What’ya doing?

Wesley: Starting the essay

Five More Minutes Monster: Aren’t you going to do something less boring, like watch TV?

Wesley: Why would I do that.

Five More Minutes Monster: Because you don’t do things till the last minute.

Wesley: I do to.

Five More Minutes Monster: No you don’t.
Wesley: Fine but I’m going to work on this essay.

Five More Minutes Monster: No you're going to watch TV.

Wesley: Am not

Five More Minutes Monster: I give you five minutes

____________________Five minutes later___________________

Wesley: This show is awesome

Five More Minutes Monster: I know.

___________________Day before the paper is due___________________
Wesley: weight what, what happened to thursday?

Five More Minutes Monster: Oh you were playing outside.

Wesley: No that was wednesday.

Five More Minutes Monster: Ya you did it on wednesday and thursday.

Wesley: But that felt like hours.
Five More Minutes Monster: Ya well it wasn’t.

Wesley: UGH why did this happen

Five More Minutes Monster: Because you put it off till the last minute.

Wesley: Whats are you and why are you in my head?

Five More Minutes Monster: I’m the talking version of Procrastination.

Wesley: SO YOU DID THIS TO ME!

Five More Minutes Monster: No I did not. I am here in your head because you developed a habit of putting things off till the last minute.

Wesley: I DID NOT!

Five More Minutes Monster: You did and that's why I’m here.

Wesley: Well how do i get rid of
you.

Five More Minutes Monster: You can’t. You can only try to suppress me.

Wesley: Well?

Five More Minutes Monster: Well what?

Wesley: How do I suppress you?

Five More Minutes Monster: I can’t tell you.

Wesley: UGH. You’re no help at all

Five More Minutes Monster: I know. :D

Wesley: I’m just going to write my paper know

Five More Minutes Monster: Five more minutes?...
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