Football Monologue

It all started on a sunny day.when my parents told me to go outside with my dog when I got outside the lightbulb came on “Why don’t I play football with you so I will have fun and you will have fun to.” Then I ran inside to get a football. “What are you doing”. “getting a football to play with scout.” “ok but I thought scout was scared of footballs”. “oh,thats right!” then I put the football away when I got outside I was sad because I could not play football then all of a sudden I said “may be I could play football with the tennis ball” Then I got the tennis ball to play with it.Then I said “blue 42,blue 42 set hut” then I ran scout was behind me when I looked over my shoulder scout started to run when he caught up to me I keeped juking him
I think I got my dog so mad that he started to bite me then all of a sudden he got so mad that he literally jumped on me. It was so powerful that that it could have hurt a football player!!!
I fell initially to the ground then I fumbled the football then scout jumped to get the football when he got it he waited until I got up when I got up scout initially ran away from me. so I know what that meant. “how am I supposed to catch you” I said.
30 minutes later……….
When I finally got the ball back it was time to watch the packer game so we finally went in inside.
“Man I am exhausted and tired because of you” come on scout time to go in
5 minutes later
Come on I want to watch the packer game,fine ok I will play with you for a couple more minutes the it is game over