PROPUS AQUAWAR and SHAM COMET have infiltrated the evil haunted blimp of MC Mac Menace, a pirate rapper who was put in prison in ‘06 by SHAM COMET’S father, GIGA SCORPIO, but not before he was frozen for eternity by MC MAC MENACE’S freeze gun of death. SHAM COMET and his faithful companion, PROPUS AQUAWAR, are searching for the amulet of Chefboyardee in the hopes that they can unfreeze GIGA SCORPIO from the icy prison of death.
PROPUS AQUAWAR
I don't like this Sham. It is too quiet.
SHAM COMET
Well, it is a ghost blimp, you know. Not much to noise. Sheyau!
PROPUS AQUAWAR
What was that? Why would you make that noise?
SHAM COMET
I am trying out a new catch phrase. DO YOU LIKE IT?! SHEYAU!
PROPUS AQUAWAR
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How could you talk about lettuce when I am standing here in front of you with my eyebrows pointing a gun at you? I’m actually offended you didn't ask how I got out of prison.
PROPUS AQUAWAR
How did you get out of pris-
BURNT POPCORN MAN
Funny you should ask. You see, I was sitting in my cell, plotting my awesome revenge as usual, when I realized that I could see through walls. Then, I drove my motor scooter to my grandma’s house to pick up my car and I ended up here.
SHAM COMET
Ha! It was his car outside. I knew it! You know you left your headlights on.
BURNT POPCORN MAN
Wait, really? You’ve gotta be kidding me. I’m gonna have to walk like 3 miles to get back to grandma’s house. See? This is why I need a cell phone, so this doesn't happen anymore. But Geoffrey, a cell phone's far too expensive. Shut up Grandma! I'm a grown man who just happens to live with his Grandma.
PROPUS AQUAWAR
Are you okay, Burnt Popcorn Man?
BURNT POPCORN MAN
Yeah… I guess. I'm actually not feeling so well, so I’m gonna go lay down for a bit and I'll kill you guys tomorrow.
PROPUS AQUAWAR
Okay, goodbye, Burnt Popcorn Man. Hope you feel better soon.
BURNT POPCORN MAN then opened a window and was immediately sucked out by the vacuum of space, killing him …show more content…
INT. BLIMP OUTSIDE CONTROL ROOM - AFTERNOON
SHAM COMET and PROPUS AQUAWAR make their way into the blimp’s main control room where they find the amulet of Chefboyardee.
SHAM COMET
My god! I thought we’d never find it. It must have been like 5 days we were looking for it.
PROPUS AQUAWAR
I know. I'm starving. I could eat anything right about now, even Applebee's.
SHAM COMET
We can stop by Subway on the way back.
Suddenly, the blimp starts to shake violently, as if it is shaking violently. Both characters look out the window to see a big red planet quickly moving towards them.
SHAM COMET
Aww… not again
PROPUS AQUAWAR
Looks like we made it to Mars.
SHAM COMET
Emperor Juan Antonio is not going to like this.
The ship then crashes in a gigantic ball of fire that you can see from space. SHAM COMET and PROPUS AQUAWAR then step out to see that they are already surrounded by the Martian militia.
SHAM COMET
Alright, Propus, let me talk this out with them. Hey guys! How’s it going?
STANLEY THE MARTIAN MILITIA SOLDIER
You’ve got a lot of nerve showing your face here after what you did last time, Sham.
SHAM COMET
Listen, Stanley, it was only a few buildings. I told Juan I’d pay for all the damages and