Glurgle Gloup Speech

Glurgle bleep nar gloup ''this saying on my planet means peace among worlds but going to earth was anything but that''. My story began when we sent a distress signal to earth requesting if we could land there of course at the time me and my crew had no idea that the earthlings could not understand what we were saying. We came into the atmosphere and were immediately targeted by the defense systems
The pilot yelled "four projectiles incoming" I told my crew to prepare for battle but it was too late the projectiles hit the side of our ship causing our landing to be even more precarious. We were coming down hot and had no way decrease in speed our ship crashed into a forest when I woke up I saw smoke in the distance I felt a sharp pain coming
I snuck down to the camp and looked through a clear sheet of plastic what I saw inside was terrifying I could see all six members of my crew being tested on, most of them looked to be alive except for Pete he was the engineer of our crew it looked like he had been pulled apart and put up for display about 6 humans were admiring his insides I had to take a step away for a minute as I did not know how to deal with this situation my breathing became heavy, my knees were weak and my palms were sweaty. Overnight I could not sleep the image of Pete was stained into my mind how could they do that to him why would they do that to him. When the sun rose I gathered the little I had and set off I could not help my crew even if I wanted to at this point there was no turning back now I was not going back to that camp site ever
Off in the distance I saw a small village it looked like it would have everything I would need for my master plan. The hardest part about all of this was getting human attire I assumed that they would have store for this kind of thing. It took me a while but I found a store that sold the clothes as they are called I even found some that looked like the ones I saw at the human camp. I quickly snatched them and ran towards the door but I saw stopped by and old shrived looking human "dear is that you?" "yes it is me" I said "oh so this is where you have been you can't just run off on your own whenever you feel like it young man" she said sternly the old woman reached out her wrinkle covered hand and quickly held my hand I quickly released her grip and jolted back "oh dear I know I may not be cool or hip but you remember why you have to hold my hand right……..It's because I'm blind dear you know this'' before the conversation could continue I bolted out the door and high tailed it towards the woods. on the way to the woods I was met by a small boy and he asked if I had seen his grandma I had no idea what he meant by this saying so I just kept