Goblin Persuasive Letter
It is a melancholy Object to those, who walk through this great Town finding answers to kill or cure the goblins that are locked up for right now. The very intelligent scientist said that the rulers of the town put things in the water to get rid of the overpopulated village. People need to find a cure to clean up the water so people can be and also focus on the people getting sick and changing.
But my Intention is very far from being confined to provide only help for the need of change for the water and stop the leaders from doing this terrible thing to us. People have no idea that the government are the ones whose doing this, think that god is doing this because they didn’t the ceremony the right way. .
The number of Souls in this Kingdom …show more content…
being usually reckoned one Million and a half, Of these I calculate there may be about two hundred thousand Couple whose people are different, who are able to maintain their own problems, but can not because they are Goblins, there will remain normal people.
I am assured by our Merchants, that a Boy or Girl, before twelve years Old, is not able, to be changed into a goblin, so they are safe.
and even when they come to this Age, they will not be a goblin because we are going to find a cure or something to fix this chaos, I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least Objection.
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy Scientist well knowledged that this whole chaos is created from the government.
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration, that of the town, we should already have answer to this tragic and chaotic problem. We people dying or changing into goblins. If we don’t find this cure out real soon we will all die. This is day two with no answers, people need to …show more content…
help.
I have reckoned upon a serious problem with this wicked goblins that are just roaming around the caged up yard, wanting to help and cure this problem.
Those who are already goblins may have chance to have their life back.
A very worthy Person, a true Lover of his Country, would go out, find or try to find answers for the people who are trapped as goblins. It would be a loss to the Public, if we could not find any cure or something for the people who have transformed into goblins because they soon would become Goblins themselves.
Some Persons of a desponding Spirit are in great concern about that vast Number of people who have been caught with the goblin poision., people who are old or young, wealthy or poor people are still getting contaminated with this. But I am not in the least pain upon that matter, because it is very well known, that people are dying, from the poison, and the goblin taking over.
[27] Many other advantages might be enumerated: For Instance, the addition of some thousand Carcases in our exportation of Barreled Beef. The Propagation of Swines Flesh, and Improvement in the Art of making good Bacon, so much wanted among us by the great destruction of Pigs, too frequent at our Tables, which are no way comparable in Taste, or Magnificence to a well grown, fat Yearling Child, which Roasted whole will make a considerable Figure at a Lord Mayor's Feast, or any other Publick Entertainment. But this, and many others I omit being studious of Brevity.
[28] Supposing that one thousand Families in this City, would be constant Customers for Infants Flesh, besides others who might have it at Merry-meetings, particularly at Weddings and Christenings, I compute that Dublin would take off Annually about twenty thousand Carcases, and the rest of the Kingdom (where probably they will be Sold somewhat Cheaper) the remaining eighty thousand.
[29] I can think of no one Objection, that will possibly be raised against this Proposal, unless it should be urged, that the Number of People will be thereby much lessened in the Kingdom. This I freely own, 27 and it was indeed one Principal design in offering it to the World. I desire the Reader will observe, that I Calculate my Remedy for this one individual Kingdom of IRELAND, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I think, ever can be upon Earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other expedients: 28 Of taxing our Absentees at five Shillings a pound: 29 Of using neither Cloaths, nor household Furniture, except what is of our own Growth and Manufacture: Of utterly rejecting the Materials and Instruments that promote Foreign Luxury: Of curing the Expenciveness of Pride, Vanity, Idleness, and Gaming in our Women: Of introducing a Vein of Parcimony, Prudence and Temperance: Of learning to Love our Country, wherein we differ even from LAPLANDERS, and the Inhabitants of TOPINAMBOO: 30 Of quitting our Animosities, and Factions, nor Act any longer like the Jews, who were Murdering one another at the very moment their City was taken: 31 Of being a little Cautious not to Sell our Country and Consciences for nothing: Of teaching Landlords to have at least one degree of Mercy towards their Tenants. Lastly of putting a Spirit of Honesty, Industry and Skill into our Shop-keepers, who, if a Resolution could now be taken to Buy only our Native Goods, would immediately unite to Cheat and Exact 32 upon us in the Price, the Measure, and the Goodness, nor could ever yet be brought to make one fair Proposal of just dealing, though often and earnestly invited to it.
[30] Therefore I repeat, let no Man talk to me of these and the like Expedients, till he hath at least a Glimpse of Hope, that there will ever be some hearty and sincere attempt to put them into Practice.
[31] But as to my self, having been wearied out for many Years with offering vain, idle, visionary thoughts, and at length utterly despairing of Success, I fortunately fell upon this Proposal, which as it is wholly new, so it hath something Solid and Real, of no Expence and little Trouble, full in our own Power, and whereby we can incur no Danger in disobliging England. For this kind of Commodity will not bear Exportation, the Flesh being of too tender a Consistance, to admit a long continuance in Salt, although perhaps I could name a Country, which would be glad to Eat up our whole Nation without it. 33
[32] After all I am not so violently bent upon my own Opinion, as to reject any Offer, proposed by wise Men, which shall be found equally Innocent, Cheap, Easy and Effectual.
But before something of that kind shall be advanced in Contradiction to my Scheme, and offering a better, I desire the Author, or Authors will be pleased maturely to consider two points. First, As things now stand, how they will be able to find Food and Raiment for a hundred thousand useless Mouths and Backs. And Secondly, there being a round Million of Creatures in humane Figure, throughout this Kingdom, whose whole Subsistence put into a common Stock, would leave them in Debt two Millions of Pounds Sterling adding those, who are Beggars by Profession, to the Bulk of Farmers, Cottagers and Labourers with their Wives and Children, who are Beggars in Effect; I desire those Politicians, who dislike my Overture, and may perhaps be so bold to attempt an Answer, that they will first ask the Parents of these Mortals, whether they would not at this Day think it a great Happiness to have been sold for Food at a year Old, in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided such a perpetual Scene of Misfortunes, as they have since gone through, by the oppression of Landlords, the Impossibility of paying Rent without Money or Trade, the want of common Sustenance, with neither House nor Cloaths to cover them from Inclemencies of Weather, and the most inevitable Prospect of intailing the like, or greater Miseries
upon their Breed for ever.
I Profess in the sincerity of my Heart that people would take time to help other people with they are in trouble.I have not the least personal Interest in endeavouring to promote this necessary Work having no other Motive than the publick Good of my Country, by advancing our knowledge, providing for other people, relieving the troubled, and giving some Pleasure to the untroubled. I have no Children, by which I can propose to get a single Person; the youngest being nine Years old, and my friend past Goblin-bearing.
But my Intention is very far from being confined to provide only help for the need of change for the water and stop the leaders from doing this terrible thing to us. People have no idea that the government are the ones whose doing this, think that god is doing this because they didn’t the ceremony the right way. .
The number of Souls in this Kingdom …show more content…
being usually reckoned one Million and a half, Of these I calculate there may be about two hundred thousand Couple whose people are different, who are able to maintain their own problems, but can not because they are Goblins, there will remain normal people.
I am assured by our Merchants, that a Boy or Girl, before twelve years Old, is not able, to be changed into a goblin, so they are safe.
and even when they come to this Age, they will not be a goblin because we are going to find a cure or something to fix this chaos, I shall now therefore humbly propose my own thoughts, which I hope will not be liable to the least Objection.
I have been assured by a very knowing American of my acquaintance in London, that a young healthy Scientist well knowledged that this whole chaos is created from the government.
I do therefore humbly offer it to public consideration, that of the town, we should already have answer to this tragic and chaotic problem. We people dying or changing into goblins. If we don’t find this cure out real soon we will all die. This is day two with no answers, people need to …show more content…
help.
I have reckoned upon a serious problem with this wicked goblins that are just roaming around the caged up yard, wanting to help and cure this problem.
Those who are already goblins may have chance to have their life back.
A very worthy Person, a true Lover of his Country, would go out, find or try to find answers for the people who are trapped as goblins. It would be a loss to the Public, if we could not find any cure or something for the people who have transformed into goblins because they soon would become Goblins themselves.
Some Persons of a desponding Spirit are in great concern about that vast Number of people who have been caught with the goblin poision., people who are old or young, wealthy or poor people are still getting contaminated with this. But I am not in the least pain upon that matter, because it is very well known, that people are dying, from the poison, and the goblin taking over.
[27] Many other advantages might be enumerated: For Instance, the addition of some thousand Carcases in our exportation of Barreled Beef. The Propagation of Swines Flesh, and Improvement in the Art of making good Bacon, so much wanted among us by the great destruction of Pigs, too frequent at our Tables, which are no way comparable in Taste, or Magnificence to a well grown, fat Yearling Child, which Roasted whole will make a considerable Figure at a Lord Mayor's Feast, or any other Publick Entertainment. But this, and many others I omit being studious of Brevity.
[28] Supposing that one thousand Families in this City, would be constant Customers for Infants Flesh, besides others who might have it at Merry-meetings, particularly at Weddings and Christenings, I compute that Dublin would take off Annually about twenty thousand Carcases, and the rest of the Kingdom (where probably they will be Sold somewhat Cheaper) the remaining eighty thousand.
[29] I can think of no one Objection, that will possibly be raised against this Proposal, unless it should be urged, that the Number of People will be thereby much lessened in the Kingdom. This I freely own, 27 and it was indeed one Principal design in offering it to the World. I desire the Reader will observe, that I Calculate my Remedy for this one individual Kingdom of IRELAND, and for no other that ever was, is, or, I think, ever can be upon Earth. Therefore let no man talk to me of other expedients: 28 Of taxing our Absentees at five Shillings a pound: 29 Of using neither Cloaths, nor household Furniture, except what is of our own Growth and Manufacture: Of utterly rejecting the Materials and Instruments that promote Foreign Luxury: Of curing the Expenciveness of Pride, Vanity, Idleness, and Gaming in our Women: Of introducing a Vein of Parcimony, Prudence and Temperance: Of learning to Love our Country, wherein we differ even from LAPLANDERS, and the Inhabitants of TOPINAMBOO: 30 Of quitting our Animosities, and Factions, nor Act any longer like the Jews, who were Murdering one another at the very moment their City was taken: 31 Of being a little Cautious not to Sell our Country and Consciences for nothing: Of teaching Landlords to have at least one degree of Mercy towards their Tenants. Lastly of putting a Spirit of Honesty, Industry and Skill into our Shop-keepers, who, if a Resolution could now be taken to Buy only our Native Goods, would immediately unite to Cheat and Exact 32 upon us in the Price, the Measure, and the Goodness, nor could ever yet be brought to make one fair Proposal of just dealing, though often and earnestly invited to it.
[30] Therefore I repeat, let no Man talk to me of these and the like Expedients, till he hath at least a Glimpse of Hope, that there will ever be some hearty and sincere attempt to put them into Practice.
[31] But as to my self, having been wearied out for many Years with offering vain, idle, visionary thoughts, and at length utterly despairing of Success, I fortunately fell upon this Proposal, which as it is wholly new, so it hath something Solid and Real, of no Expence and little Trouble, full in our own Power, and whereby we can incur no Danger in disobliging England. For this kind of Commodity will not bear Exportation, the Flesh being of too tender a Consistance, to admit a long continuance in Salt, although perhaps I could name a Country, which would be glad to Eat up our whole Nation without it. 33
[32] After all I am not so violently bent upon my own Opinion, as to reject any Offer, proposed by wise Men, which shall be found equally Innocent, Cheap, Easy and Effectual.
But before something of that kind shall be advanced in Contradiction to my Scheme, and offering a better, I desire the Author, or Authors will be pleased maturely to consider two points. First, As things now stand, how they will be able to find Food and Raiment for a hundred thousand useless Mouths and Backs. And Secondly, there being a round Million of Creatures in humane Figure, throughout this Kingdom, whose whole Subsistence put into a common Stock, would leave them in Debt two Millions of Pounds Sterling adding those, who are Beggars by Profession, to the Bulk of Farmers, Cottagers and Labourers with their Wives and Children, who are Beggars in Effect; I desire those Politicians, who dislike my Overture, and may perhaps be so bold to attempt an Answer, that they will first ask the Parents of these Mortals, whether they would not at this Day think it a great Happiness to have been sold for Food at a year Old, in the manner I prescribe, and thereby have avoided such a perpetual Scene of Misfortunes, as they have since gone through, by the oppression of Landlords, the Impossibility of paying Rent without Money or Trade, the want of common Sustenance, with neither House nor Cloaths to cover them from Inclemencies of Weather, and the most inevitable Prospect of intailing the like, or greater Miseries
upon their Breed for ever.
I Profess in the sincerity of my Heart that people would take time to help other people with they are in trouble.I have not the least personal Interest in endeavouring to promote this necessary Work having no other Motive than the publick Good of my Country, by advancing our knowledge, providing for other people, relieving the troubled, and giving some Pleasure to the untroubled. I have no Children, by which I can propose to get a single Person; the youngest being nine Years old, and my friend past Goblin-bearing.