Greed Persuasive Speech

Jeremy,

Good morningish!!! I hope you slept well. Well I have to drive ALL the way to LaFitness today to get my gym membership cancelled. You believe that? Ill wait till Barbara wakes up to see if she really needs to go to Nichlasville... why she would go there... I do not know. I should just run up there right now and chain myself you your trailer hitch after I cancel it. "Im gonna make you sweat till you bleed" in my cupid thong eating a ding dong I bought you, I wasn't going to drop them off without you being there... your blonds might run for the hills if I talked in my deep voice. I do try to keep it light and fluffy so I don't look like a threat and welcoming... thinking, "Im going to fuck you up..if you say one more thing thats negative
ugh I really wanted a 96 gallon. It did fit perfect in the trunk on top of "stuff". Do you know how many times I moved in that thing???...if you add up the years then yes you do. You know when I bought it...I didn't realize how a 4 cylinder had to struggle, but it is a Honda... that thing has only been screwed up by what we've done to it. We did have a local guy fix it after my DUI instead of a PROFESSIONAL (family friend)... the hood is peeling, she also got hit at Kroger and never got the fender fixed. I use to love that thing, it does have a subwoofer too hahaha! Now if you turn it up you hear all the "stuff"
Trimble and Cary sit there eating popcorn watching..our campaign.."We aren't amateurs, talk about surveillance!".."Yea we run this shit, we patient center care all over the road!"... "Shit Cary, this IS the best show I have ever seen, we are so good!"...."Trimble I thought I told you I wanted butter"..." oh hush, lets keep watching...".."damn can you imagine what they are going to be like... fight club love.. this IS the best match we could have made!!!"..."I can only imagine the sex.. these two drive each other WILD!!!"..."Cary I told you we had 2 wildcats on our hands, Jeremy was just as Wild!".."Ugh I wish this campaign would go on foreverrr!".Cary doing a puppy dog face in his mickey mouse shoes....."I am sure together they will do something...epic as well!"...they both giggling like preteens....Adding butter to the popcorn... both taking sips of their sodas in unison... Barraaakw behind them throws a piece of chocolate at them... Melissa nudges him to stop beside Tiffany and her