Your campaign and career is on life support, but before you pull the plug, you may want to stop and consider what we have to offer.
No, we aren’t medical professionals. We are marketing professionals. No, we can’t help you pick out a plot in a nice and sunny location, but we can help get you back on solid ground. Your message is failing and so is the health of your campaign. Give it up – it’s time to call the Nurse.
Who We Are and What We Do
We’re a marketing company like no other – first responders on the scene of your campaign’s biggest crime – not calling us in the first place. We’re hired to save you, so never fear – Nurse, Nurse! Media is glad to be here!
Mission Statement
Our mission is to be the leading provider of career-saving strategic marketing and planning. We’ll be there when you need us most, guaranteed!
Our Professional Staff
Daphne Little, M.D. – Marketing Director
First Responder, Strategic Planner
Specialty – College Student Voter Analyst
Key Role: Author of Romney Campaign proposal, researched college student voters
Danielle Berrian, P.A. – PowerPoint Administrator
First Responder, PowerPoint Guru
Specialty – Undecided Voter Analyst
Key Role: Designed PowerPoint presentation, researched undecided voters
Tim Hughes, R.N. – Research & Narrative
First Responder, Senior Researcher
Specialty – Senior Voter Analyst
Key Role: Conducted in-depth research about senior voters
Jose Alfaro, R.N. – Research & Narrative
First Responder, Senior Researcher
Specialty – Middle-Aged Voter Analyst
Key Role: Conducted in-depth research about middle-aged voters
Summary, Key Markets, & SWOT Analysis
Summary
All Americans, whether privileged or not, need your support to face these trying times as much as Mitt Romney needs theirs in order to win the White House. Our highly-trained team can assist you by showing you how to reach several crucial markets (except