Weapons (tier 2)=professionaltools
Weapons (tier 3)=nuttertools
Armor=preciousprotection
Health=1aspirine
Raise wanted level=youwonttakemealive
Lower wanted level=leavemealone
View media level when over 2 stars=chasestat
Good weather=apleasantday
Great weather=alovelyday
Sunny weather=abitdrieg
Stormy weather=catsanddogs
Foggy weather=cantseeathing
Rhino tank=panzer
Faster game clock=lifeispassingmeby
Faster game play=onspeed
Slower game play=booooooring
Destroy all cars=bigbang
Pedestrians riot=fightfightfight
Pedestrians attack you=nobodylikesme
Pedestrians have weapons=ourgodgivenrighttobeararms
Pedestrians enter your car=hopingirl
Change wheel size=loadsoflittlethings
Only wheels visible on cars=wheelsareallineed
Dodo cars (flying)=2comeflywithme
Better driving skills=gripiseverything
Bikini women with guns=4chickswithguns
Suicide=icanttakeitanymore
Heavy traffic=miamitraffic
Pink traffic=ahairdresserscar
Black traffic=iwantitpaintedblack
All traffic lights green=greenlight
Romero's Hear=sethelastride
Love Fist Limousinerockandrollcar
Trash=masterrubbishcar
Bloodring Banger (style 1)=travelinstyle
Bloodring Banger (style 2)=gettherequickly
Hotring Racer (style 1)=getthereamazinglyfast
Hotring Racer (style 2)=getthereveryfastindeed
Sabre Turbo=gettherefast
Caddy=betterthanwalking
Pedestrian costumes3stilllikedressingup
Lance Vance costumelooklikelance
Ken Rosenberg costumemysonisalawyer
Hilary King costumeilooklikehilary
Jezz Torent (Love Fist) costumerockandrollman
Dick (Love Fist) costumeweloveourdick
Phil Cassaday costumeonearmedbandit
Sonny Forelli costumeidonthavethemoneysonny
Mercedes costumefoxylittlething
Cars float on water=seaways
Tommy groupies5fannymagnet or phanymagnet
Ricardo Diaz costumecheatshavebeencracked
Tommy smokes cigarettecertaindeath
Tommy is fatterdeepfriedmarsbars
Tommy has thin arms and