history of poo
Pooping spans back to the beginning of time and as long as man eats, man will poop.
Everything in this world has history and we have set out to discover the history of poop. Through hours and hours of endless research with the brightest scholars in the world, we have narrowed down many questions about the history of poop. And it is our honour to share this history of poop with all the people in the world. Below you will find the most educated answer crap can buy to some of the most baffling questions in poop history.
1. Who took the first poop?
It is our belief that since Adam and Eve were the first two people on the earth, that naturally one of them would have to had been the first person in history to poop. Since poop is the result of the consumption of food, we conclude that Adam was the first one to poop since the only story of these two eating was about Adam eating the forbidden fruit. Though this forbidden fruit was believed by many to be Eve, the stories heard in church say it was an apple so we'll use this as the consumption of food and therefore we conclude that Adam was the first human to poop.
2. What is the origin of the word "poop"?
According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), "poop" comes from the Middle English word poupen or popen, and it originally meant "fart." The word was based on the sound of a fart. According to Robert Chapman, author of American Slang, "poop" came into use with its current meaning around 1900.
3. Who invented toilet paper?
It is our belief that King Tut invented toilet paper. While having his great pyramid built people often stopped to take poop breaks. As you all know, your butt sweats in the hot sun and since they were in the desert the men would come back with poop filled sweaty cracks and would stink up the pyramid. King Tut invented toilet paper so that the men could wipe their butts before returning to try and have the
Everything in this world has history and we have set out to discover the history of poop. Through hours and hours of endless research with the brightest scholars in the world, we have narrowed down many questions about the history of poop. And it is our honour to share this history of poop with all the people in the world. Below you will find the most educated answer crap can buy to some of the most baffling questions in poop history.
1. Who took the first poop?
It is our belief that since Adam and Eve were the first two people on the earth, that naturally one of them would have to had been the first person in history to poop. Since poop is the result of the consumption of food, we conclude that Adam was the first one to poop since the only story of these two eating was about Adam eating the forbidden fruit. Though this forbidden fruit was believed by many to be Eve, the stories heard in church say it was an apple so we'll use this as the consumption of food and therefore we conclude that Adam was the first human to poop.
2. What is the origin of the word "poop"?
According to Eric Partridge in his excellent book of word origins (Origins: A Short Etymological Dictionary of Modern English), "poop" comes from the Middle English word poupen or popen, and it originally meant "fart." The word was based on the sound of a fart. According to Robert Chapman, author of American Slang, "poop" came into use with its current meaning around 1900.
3. Who invented toilet paper?
It is our belief that King Tut invented toilet paper. While having his great pyramid built people often stopped to take poop breaks. As you all know, your butt sweats in the hot sun and since they were in the desert the men would come back with poop filled sweaty cracks and would stink up the pyramid. King Tut invented toilet paper so that the men could wipe their butts before returning to try and have the