Just let me tell you about this fucking day I'm having
Just let me tell you about this mother fucking day I'm having
You hear me loud and clear? I'm the baby of cakes.
Just let me tell you that the devil tailor made my today
There was a knock at the front door during my finishing touches,
Had to force down the flushes, fighting back all the nut gushes
The second shame came right away right when the toilet said no
My ugly business afloat, I just put the lid down and strolled
It was Tuesday so I took care of my nose and ears,
But the fridge was all out of beers, so I started feeling the years
I didn't sleep, no not a wink, because the attic attacked
We can't go up cause we're fat, gotta call a small friend for that
Because we're fat, that's right I'm fat
The world is dark and bad, but it is made of light,
You never know if friend or foe is going to love on your wife
The world is rough and tough, but it is mighty sweet
You fight or flight, check in to meet. I want to sleep, I want to eat
No, no, you backed me in the corner so just shut up and listen!
I got a long list of complaints and a shit ton of suspicion
Such as nobody forward warnings to me ever again,
Now the indigestion kicks in, but I left the tums in the den
And I drop this, and I drop that
Oh yeah I dropped it dropped it dropped it just like algebra class
So keep your meditation supper and your spiritual sects,
And no, it isn't Donald's turn because I haven't said next!
It's still my turn, you crappy guy!
I cut my fingers up, when I was cooking bird
You read the book of the movie, that doesn't make me a turd
I tell the stories here, I kick the ass in here
Yeah, I'm a peaceful sleepy giant making zero a year
Now dad, you're usually cool but today he raged
He rolled up on my macho stackers, didn't let me explain
And words to the wise, some witches have sexy eyes
But I can guess just from her breasts