Homer Simpson files for divorce
IN THE COURT OF COMMON PLEAS OF CLARK COUNTY, OHIO
DIVISION OF DOMESTIC RELATIONS AND JUVENILE BRANCH
MARJORIE J. SIMPSON
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, Ohio 45506
Plaintiff,
CASE NO -vs-
HOMER J. SIMPSON
345 Hightower Lane
Springfield, Ohio 45505
Defendant.
ANSWER TO COMPLAINT FOR DIVORCE
COMES NOW, Defendant, HOMER J. SIMPSON, and I am representing myself in this divorce action. In response, to each of the numbered paragraphs of the Plaintiff Complaint for
Divorce, I state as follows:
1. The allegations in Paragraph One are admitted as true.
2. The allegations in Paragraph Two are admitted as true.
3. The allegations in Paragraph Three are admitted as true.
4. The allegations in Paragraph Four are neither admitted nor denied because I do not have enough information to know the truth of the matter.
5. Defenses: In addition to my specific responses above, I have the following affirmative defenses to this action. I have been arrested several times on different charges. I have had in total 188 jobs. I am currently employed at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant as a Safety
Inspector. I know that my behavior is stupid, absurd, selfish, idiotic and a bit insensitive. Despite this, and my below average intelligence, I have shown moments of great intellect, and I can be a caring parent and husband at times.
WHEREFORE, the Defendant, for this reason request the following relief:
1. That this action be dismissed, and if it is not dismissed that a Family Mediation Conference and Order for Mediation. Documents are supported by Exhibit A.
Dated this ________ day of ____________________, 2010.
By: ______________________________________ Defendant, Pro se (Signature)
DIVISION OF DOMESTIC RELATIONS AND JUVENILE BRANCH
MARJORIE J. SIMPSON
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield, Ohio 45506
Plaintiff,
CASE NO -vs-
HOMER J. SIMPSON
345 Hightower Lane
Springfield, Ohio 45505
Defendant.
ANSWER TO COMPLAINT FOR DIVORCE
COMES NOW, Defendant, HOMER J. SIMPSON, and I am representing myself in this divorce action. In response, to each of the numbered paragraphs of the Plaintiff Complaint for
Divorce, I state as follows:
1. The allegations in Paragraph One are admitted as true.
2. The allegations in Paragraph Two are admitted as true.
3. The allegations in Paragraph Three are admitted as true.
4. The allegations in Paragraph Four are neither admitted nor denied because I do not have enough information to know the truth of the matter.
5. Defenses: In addition to my specific responses above, I have the following affirmative defenses to this action. I have been arrested several times on different charges. I have had in total 188 jobs. I am currently employed at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant as a Safety
Inspector. I know that my behavior is stupid, absurd, selfish, idiotic and a bit insensitive. Despite this, and my below average intelligence, I have shown moments of great intellect, and I can be a caring parent and husband at times.
WHEREFORE, the Defendant, for this reason request the following relief:
1. That this action be dismissed, and if it is not dismissed that a Family Mediation Conference and Order for Mediation. Documents are supported by Exhibit A.
Dated this ________ day of ____________________, 2010.
By: ______________________________________ Defendant, Pro se (Signature)