Honor The Grotto Analysis
INT. LIVING ROOM - NIGHT
AQUARIAN sits on the couch in a typical, suburban living room while her parents (ROMERO and LILITH), clothed in black robes, stand waving their hands and wagging their fingers, clearly lecturing.
LILITH
I cannot believe you! Where is your dedication to the Dark One?
ROMERO
By the time she was ten Sabrina was preforming sacrifices weekly.
AQUARIAN
Sacrificing goats isn't the only way to be spiritual, you know.
LILITH
How often do you go to Necronomicon study? When's the last time you honored the Grotto?
ROMERO
We worried by all this Christian rock you've been listening to.
AQUARIAN
It's not Christian rock. They're Christian making rock music. Is there something wrong with being Christian?
LILITH
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Also, I'm not dumb. I know how this works. I ask for something selfish and then you twist it up so it screws me over to teach me a lesson or something.
SATAN
I just want to go home. I promise I won't 'screw' you over.
AQUARIAN
The Devil's promise doesn't mean a lot.
SATAN
Just ask me for an apple. There's nothing I could do to mess that up.
AQUARIAN
Poison apple. Snow White, ever heard of it?
SATAN
Ridiculous child. When you meet your demise I promise I will torture-
AQUARIAN
I get it, I get it. I'll guess I want an apple.
the Devil
Good.
An apple appears in Satan's hand, which he hands to Aquarian
AQUARIAN
Hey Devil, before you go. I want to ask you something. Why are you in such a hurry to get home?
SATAN
Even the prince of darkness loves Game of Thrones.
Black smokes starts to fill the room once again but then dissipates. The Devil looks embarrassed.
SATAN
Oh, let me just try that again.
The same result. He keeps on trying until the smoke doesn't even appear anymore.
AQUARIAN
You wanna call a Uber?
SATAN
I don't like sitting in front.
AQUARIAN
Since you don't seem to be going anywhere you want some of this apple. We can share.
SATAN
No, I'd feel awful.
AQUARIAN
AQUARIAN sits on the couch in a typical, suburban living room while her parents (ROMERO and LILITH), clothed in black robes, stand waving their hands and wagging their fingers, clearly lecturing.
LILITH
I cannot believe you! Where is your dedication to the Dark One?
ROMERO
By the time she was ten Sabrina was preforming sacrifices weekly.
AQUARIAN
Sacrificing goats isn't the only way to be spiritual, you know.
LILITH
How often do you go to Necronomicon study? When's the last time you honored the Grotto?
ROMERO
We worried by all this Christian rock you've been listening to.
AQUARIAN
It's not Christian rock. They're Christian making rock music. Is there something wrong with being Christian?
LILITH
It's …show more content…
Also, I'm not dumb. I know how this works. I ask for something selfish and then you twist it up so it screws me over to teach me a lesson or something.
SATAN
I just want to go home. I promise I won't 'screw' you over.
AQUARIAN
The Devil's promise doesn't mean a lot.
SATAN
Just ask me for an apple. There's nothing I could do to mess that up.
AQUARIAN
Poison apple. Snow White, ever heard of it?
SATAN
Ridiculous child. When you meet your demise I promise I will torture-
AQUARIAN
I get it, I get it. I'll guess I want an apple.
the Devil
Good.
An apple appears in Satan's hand, which he hands to Aquarian
AQUARIAN
Hey Devil, before you go. I want to ask you something. Why are you in such a hurry to get home?
SATAN
Even the prince of darkness loves Game of Thrones.
Black smokes starts to fill the room once again but then dissipates. The Devil looks embarrassed.
SATAN
Oh, let me just try that again.
The same result. He keeps on trying until the smoke doesn't even appear anymore.
AQUARIAN
You wanna call a Uber?
SATAN
I don't like sitting in front.
AQUARIAN
Since you don't seem to be going anywhere you want some of this apple. We can share.
SATAN
No, I'd feel awful.
AQUARIAN