How Do The Three Emo Kids Meet Again
Modern Macbeth
Act 1 scene 3
[The three emo kids enter]
The three emo kids meet again and check in about what everyone's been up to.
Emo kid 1: Sister where have you been?
Emo kid 2: Making lives miserable, the usual.
Emo kid 3: Same here!
All: (dancing together in a circle) We weird emo kids, hand in hand, better than anyone on this land. Three times to yours, and three times to mine, and three times again, to add up to nine. Enough! The charm is ready.
[The Secretary and his best friend enter]
Macbeth: (to Banquo) I’ve never seen a day so good and bad at the same time.
Banquo: Wait, who are these emo kids? They look so weird. They don’t look like they belong in this school. I mean they look normal-ish, but not cool enough to be here. …show more content…
Banquo: Macbeth, why do you look so startled? These kids seem chill.
Emo kid 1: (to Banquo) You aren’t as great as Macbeth, you’re better.
Emo kid 2: You aren’t as happy as him, but you’re happier.
Emo kid 3: You probably won’t be class president, but other people will be.
Macbeth: Wait keep talking, I know I probably have no chance of being class president… but
[Emo kids run away]
Macbeth: Man I wish they would’ve stayed!
Banquo: Yeah they’re weird for just running away like that.
Macbeth: At least you know all of your family members have a better chance of being president.
Banquo: No, you will be!
[Random student and the class president’s sidekick enter]
She looks
Act 2
Scene 2 Macbeth’s School
As Macbeth’s girlfriend waits for her boyfriend, she talks about how she replaced water with alcohol in all of Duncan's voters water bottles. Macbeth enters looking terrified, he is holding the bloody knives that he used to kill Duncan. He begins to imagine a voice saying “Macbeth shall sleep no more” and is too afraid to return to where he stabbed Duncan. Macbeth’s Gilrlfriend takes the knives into the girls bathroom so a random student will be blamed. Worried by the sound of teachers heels, she runs back to Macbeth and tells him to wash off in the bathroom and to change into new …show more content…
Murderer 1: I don’t seem him, he must have escaped. Let's go report this to Macbeth, maybe we will get half the dough.
[They exit]
Act 5 scene 1
Macbeth’s girlfriend has fallen asleep in the middle of English class while reading Macbeth. After most of the class has left except for a single student, and teacher she begins talking in her sleep. She begins to do strange things, which confuse both the teacher, and the remaining female student. Not sure what to do the teacher asks the remaining person to keep an eye on her, and make sure she stays awake in class next time
[The teacher, and student walk over to Macbeth’s girlfriend]
Teacher: I can not believe they have fallen asleep
Student: shhhh listen she seems to speak in her sleep, and when you had that sub she walked straight out of the classroom.
Teacher: I know I should wake her up, but I will consider this a proper punishment
[Lady Macbeth starts to move]
Teacher: Finally you are awake, have fun in detention
Student: She isn’t awake yet, look at her eyes more carefully
Teacher: You are right
[Macbeth’s girlfriend walks into the bathroom with the teacher and student following.]
Teacher: She is washing her
Act 1 scene 3
[The three emo kids enter]
The three emo kids meet again and check in about what everyone's been up to.
Emo kid 1: Sister where have you been?
Emo kid 2: Making lives miserable, the usual.
Emo kid 3: Same here!
All: (dancing together in a circle) We weird emo kids, hand in hand, better than anyone on this land. Three times to yours, and three times to mine, and three times again, to add up to nine. Enough! The charm is ready.
[The Secretary and his best friend enter]
Macbeth: (to Banquo) I’ve never seen a day so good and bad at the same time.
Banquo: Wait, who are these emo kids? They look so weird. They don’t look like they belong in this school. I mean they look normal-ish, but not cool enough to be here. …show more content…
Banquo: Macbeth, why do you look so startled? These kids seem chill.
Emo kid 1: (to Banquo) You aren’t as great as Macbeth, you’re better.
Emo kid 2: You aren’t as happy as him, but you’re happier.
Emo kid 3: You probably won’t be class president, but other people will be.
Macbeth: Wait keep talking, I know I probably have no chance of being class president… but
[Emo kids run away]
Macbeth: Man I wish they would’ve stayed!
Banquo: Yeah they’re weird for just running away like that.
Macbeth: At least you know all of your family members have a better chance of being president.
Banquo: No, you will be!
[Random student and the class president’s sidekick enter]
She looks
Act 2
Scene 2 Macbeth’s School
As Macbeth’s girlfriend waits for her boyfriend, she talks about how she replaced water with alcohol in all of Duncan's voters water bottles. Macbeth enters looking terrified, he is holding the bloody knives that he used to kill Duncan. He begins to imagine a voice saying “Macbeth shall sleep no more” and is too afraid to return to where he stabbed Duncan. Macbeth’s Gilrlfriend takes the knives into the girls bathroom so a random student will be blamed. Worried by the sound of teachers heels, she runs back to Macbeth and tells him to wash off in the bathroom and to change into new …show more content…
Murderer 1: I don’t seem him, he must have escaped. Let's go report this to Macbeth, maybe we will get half the dough.
[They exit]
Act 5 scene 1
Macbeth’s girlfriend has fallen asleep in the middle of English class while reading Macbeth. After most of the class has left except for a single student, and teacher she begins talking in her sleep. She begins to do strange things, which confuse both the teacher, and the remaining female student. Not sure what to do the teacher asks the remaining person to keep an eye on her, and make sure she stays awake in class next time
[The teacher, and student walk over to Macbeth’s girlfriend]
Teacher: I can not believe they have fallen asleep
Student: shhhh listen she seems to speak in her sleep, and when you had that sub she walked straight out of the classroom.
Teacher: I know I should wake her up, but I will consider this a proper punishment
[Lady Macbeth starts to move]
Teacher: Finally you are awake, have fun in detention
Student: She isn’t awake yet, look at her eyes more carefully
Teacher: You are right
[Macbeth’s girlfriend walks into the bathroom with the teacher and student following.]
Teacher: She is washing her