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How God Created Woman????
Woman is in the lap of A, B, C..... A says
Woman is attractive flower
B says
Woman is beautiful gift
C says
Woman is great source of comfort
D says woman has a sweet dialect
E says
Eastern or western, woman is the worthy
F says woman is central figure of family
G says woman always glitters with the rays of her partner
H says woman has holy spirits
I says woman has basic institution in her lap
J says woman is a full of joy
K says woman is head of kisses
L says woman is lovely thing
M says woman is symbol of modesty
N says nails increase the beauty of woman
O says woman is an pretty ornament
P says woman is princess
Q says woman is queen
R says woman is rare gift
S says woman is a main source of survival the human being
T says woman has true spirits of love
U says woman is an peaceful umbrella
V says woman is valley of love
W says woman is wafer
X says woman has sweet kisses
Y says woman is your jewellary z says woman has great zeal

When God created woman, He was working late on the 6th day.
An angel came by and said: “Why spend so much time on that one?”
And the Lord answered “Have you seen all the specifications I have to meet to shape her? She must be washable, but not made of plastic, have more than 200 moving parts which all must be replaceable and she must function on all kinds of food, she must be able to embrace several kids at the same time, give a hug that can heal anything from a bruised knee to a broken heart and she must do all this with only two hands”.
The angel was impressed. “Just two hands….impossible!” And this is the standard model?
“Too much work for one day….wait until tomorrow and then complete her”.
“I will not”, said the Lord. “I am so close to complete this creation, which will be the favourite of my heart”.
“She cures herself when sick and she can work 18 hours a day”
The angel came nearer and touched the woman.
“But you have made her so soft, Lord”
“She is soft”,

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