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How to Get Women
By Zachery Boudreau
Attention gentlemen if you are having troubles and haven’t figured out all the secrets to understanding and attracting women then this pamphlet is for you. There are billions of women out there and any of them can be yours all you do is treat them right, or wrong actually. If you know anything about women it’s that the last thing they want in a guy is a nice guy. Sure, they might say that’s what they want but that’s just because women don’t even know what they want. You have to show them what they want. There is nothing women love more than a challenge so make sure you play hard to get and never go out of your way just to see her. Make her come to you, and when she finally does make sure she knows that you’re a man meaning it automatically makes you superior to her. If she doesn’t know you’re superior and thinks that you two are both “equal” then you’re doomed to end up opening doors for her, pulling out her chair, and even picking up the check after dinner. If you want to get anywhere with women then you need to learn how to pick out the good ones too. Choosing a proper woman means you need to look for the one in the shortest dress possible, caked with the most make-up, and stupid. If she’s too smart or smart at all then she’ll probably want to talk about having a future and going to college and doesn’t know anything about how your new rap CD is going to make you famous and rich. You need to dress accordingly as well to attract these women, this means shirts are optional or preferred to show as much of your chest as possible because chicks dig that and make sure your pants sag plenty. Jackets are okay on a cold day but make sure you never give it to a girl they’ll just end up stealing it and thinking it makes her special. If you treat a girl like she’s special it’ll seem nice at first, but she’ll get bored and tired of always getting everything she asks for, leading
By Zachery Boudreau
Attention gentlemen if you are having troubles and haven’t figured out all the secrets to understanding and attracting women then this pamphlet is for you. There are billions of women out there and any of them can be yours all you do is treat them right, or wrong actually. If you know anything about women it’s that the last thing they want in a guy is a nice guy. Sure, they might say that’s what they want but that’s just because women don’t even know what they want. You have to show them what they want. There is nothing women love more than a challenge so make sure you play hard to get and never go out of your way just to see her. Make her come to you, and when she finally does make sure she knows that you’re a man meaning it automatically makes you superior to her. If she doesn’t know you’re superior and thinks that you two are both “equal” then you’re doomed to end up opening doors for her, pulling out her chair, and even picking up the check after dinner. If you want to get anywhere with women then you need to learn how to pick out the good ones too. Choosing a proper woman means you need to look for the one in the shortest dress possible, caked with the most make-up, and stupid. If she’s too smart or smart at all then she’ll probably want to talk about having a future and going to college and doesn’t know anything about how your new rap CD is going to make you famous and rich. You need to dress accordingly as well to attract these women, this means shirts are optional or preferred to show as much of your chest as possible because chicks dig that and make sure your pants sag plenty. Jackets are okay on a cold day but make sure you never give it to a girl they’ll just end up stealing it and thinking it makes her special. If you treat a girl like she’s special it’ll seem nice at first, but she’ll get bored and tired of always getting everything she asks for, leading