Humorous Wedding Speech: Alcohology

Hello everyone, my name’s Layla, and I’m a very kindhearted, loyal princess, that would be honored to defend off your empire from, monsters, ghosts, and the boggy man. I adore being around and playing with men, women, and children of all ages. Speaking of playing I love going outside where I can run around, chase, and engage in play with people. I haven’t really found a favorite type of toy, so you might just have to keep trying different one’s with me until I find one I like. I would also really enjoy just getting out of the house, and going on a nice long walk with someone around town regularly. I absolutely love to receive affection from people, and sometimes forget that I’m a big dog and will jump up and give you hugs and kisses. I’m not