John Kettlebell-Personal Narrative

I t was a cold winters day in Fairbanks, Alaska. When all of a sudden John Kettlebell gets a letter in the mail from the Chase Bank saying that all his savings accounts have been drained and that he has no more money to provide for him and his wonderful wife Linda. He went to the bank and demanded something be done, but the only thing they found out was that his identity had been taken and there was nothing him or the police could do.
So one day John was walking through the mountains and found a cave to which he was going to move him and Linda into. John was so power hungry that he was selling their house and going to move them into the cave. Linda refused and ran away.
Linda went missing for two WHOLE months and John was worried sick. So he went out to look for her
So he jumped in and little did he know it was a trap hole but he landed on something soft and smelly. He looked down and saw Linda’s decaying body with spikes in her back. He felt terrible and wanted to start over because of his obsession with money. So he heard back in town that there is a old creepy guy on the corner that no one really knows about or is nice to. So he went to talk to him because he had heard rumors that this guy has worked some “magical” miracles.
John gets into town to find that there is no sign of the little old man that stands on the corner. He goes to the top of the tallest building and looks around with a telescope and still can’t find him when all of a sudden some bright beam shines into his telescope and knocks him off the roof. He was falling thirty stories when out of thin air the little old man pops up and catches him. They go back to John’s cave and talk over a hot cup of tea. He asked the little old man if his little miracles were true and he said yes. John asked if he would revive his wife from the dead.
The little old man paused for a minute…..then started growing just for John to find out that he