Julie's Kechen: A Fictional Narrative

INT. JULIE’S KITCHEN – NIGHT
Julie and Andy sit at the kitchen table drinking wine and chatting.
ANDY
Guess what I heard babe?
JULIE
What?
ANDY
Just guess
JULIE
I don’t know just tell me
ANDY
Alright, big fat Steve told me that Danielle is jealous of your tits.
JULIE
She’s jealous of my tits? (Grins)
ANDY
That’s right babe, but gets this she still thinks that her tits are better than yours.
JULIE
She thinks that her sagging tits her better than mines what a dumb broad. ANDY
Yup that’s what she said, but I told big fat Steve how in the hell, does she think her sagging tits are better than Jules, and then he was all like how in the hell do I suppose to know.
JULIE
Hell big fat Steve has better tits then his wife.
ANDY
You are too much, you’re
a riot babe.
JULIE
How do you feel about playing a prank on them?
ANDY
Alright babe I’m in.
JULIE
Good, because I have to get that bitch back for calling me 49. I know she just didn’t it on purpose.
ANDY
What do you want to do?
JULIE
Let’s tepee their house.
ANDY
Alright let’s do it.

EXT. FRONT OF Danielle HOUSE – NIGHT
Andy and Julie throw toilet paper on the trees in front of Steve and Danielle house. Andy and Julie are laughing non-stop, and are clearly drunk.
ANDY
This is crazy babe.
JULIE
I know I feel so bad ass.
Two police officers pull up in a police car, and Andy and Julie try to run, but Julie trips on the grass and busts into laugher.
POLICE OFFICER #1
Excuse me miss, is this your residence?
JULIE
(Laughing)
Yes, and my name is Danielle, and I have sagging tits.
Both police officers exit the police car.
POLICE OFFICER # 1
Alright miss, you’re coming with me.
POLICE OFFICER # 2
And you sir are coming with me.
The officers grab Andy and Julie and handcuff them
JULIE
Look sweetie they’re taking us to jail. (Bust into laugher)
Steve and Danielle watch from their window Andy and Julie arrest.

INT. JULIE’S LIVING ROOM – DAY
Andy and Julie sit on the sofa as Mike interview them
MIKE (O.S.)
So last night you two got arrested.
ANDY
Yea we really showed her asses last night.
MIKE (O.S.)
What exactly did you get arrested for?
ANDY
I don’t know. Do you know babe?
JULIE
No, I totally forgot.
MIKE (O.S.)
Would you say that it would be a safe bet to say that it had something to do with public drunkenness, because for what I can tell you do were pretty drunk. Did you know that Steve and Danielle saw the whole thing from their bedroom window?
JULIE
No I didn’t know.

INT. Danielle’s LIVING ROOM – DAY
Steve and Danielle sit on the sofa as Mike interviews them.
MIKE (O.S.)
So last night was pretty crazy.
DANIELLE
Did you catch it all on tape?
MIKE (O.S.)
Yes

DANIELLE
Great, could you send me a copy; I want to watch it over and over again.
INTERCUT
INT. JULIE’S LIVING ROOM – DAY
MIKE (O.S.)
Julie, did you know that Danielle requested for a copy of tape from the other night?
JULIE
Are you going to give it to
her?
MIKE (O.S.)
NO
JULIE
Good because, I bet that heifer is the one who called the police.
INT. Danielle’s LIVING ROOM – DAY
MIKE (O.S.)
Danielle, were you the one who called the police?

DANIELLE
Yea I did but she had it coming.