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King Onion: A Short Story
In a galaxy far, far away pootis land was a beautiful land full of pootis birds, it was so peaceful… there was a person who was farming artificial crops like bacon trees and potacorn. He believed that organic food was more tasteful than artificial His name was Billy Bob Joe. He loved farming! His family taught him all about it.

Then one terrible day King Onion was looking on his social media app called Pootis. Now king onion didn’t like the food that was organic, so then he came to Potato galaxy. King Onion stomped his way to Billy Bob Joe and screamed, AAAH YOU BETTER STOP!!! STOP!!! Billy took a step back then yelled with all of his might I AM GOING TO TOUCH YOU! King Onion then screamed, when Bob poked him. Within seconds King Onion popped

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