Laquishaniqua Burger: A Short Story

LaQuishaniqua Burger was only 25 years old, and she was waiting for the right day to come. She always envisioned it as the perfect day filled with excitement and joy. Alas, her waiting has ended and the day had finally come; the grocery store was having a sale. LaQuishaniqua rushed into the store leaving a trail of mud throughout the aisles. She knew she had to buy out all of the good vegetables while she had the chance. As soon as she made it to the vegetable aisle, she filled with both deep sadness and rage. Her rival, Keith, had bought out all of the good vegetables, leaving only potatoes and tomatoes. All of the other customers quickly gathered around, knowing that a rap battle was imminent. LaQuishaniqua, cool as always,