Lesley: A Short Story
Lesley, What was the all about?
Stu, Oh, you mean me thanks audience and you for such a great opportunity? Hey I might just have the acting bug.
Lesley, That was no bug, that was just fucking stupid. In all my life, you have to the dumbest person I know. When have you ever seen a cast member of a play stop the freaking audience as they head toward the door. Only you would think to do that in the theater.
Stu, Wow, you arrogance artist liberal. That’s what wrong with you artist fuckers. Just like a Democrat with self-serving entitled Asses No, don’t do for yourself! Let us determine what you need and when you need it, but only when it benefits us.
Lesley, Arrogant, WTF this is the way it done in the theater. And I’m supporting my community and I don’t tell them what to support. I bring to …show more content…
And, talking about begin current, have you seen all the whites faces over 100yrs old in your audience, Mr. I’m trendy, huh.
Lesley, what are you saying you’re as sweet as pink marzipan over a rainbow unicorn cake? This is new!
Stu, I’m no marzipan, I’m a Libertarian
Lesley, what the fuck! You guys are even worst then the Republicans. Pick a side
Stu, you know the great thing about freedom Lesley, is that I don’t have to and if by chance I change my mind that’s ok as well.
Lesley, well if it was left up to you and you Libertarian pals, I could be carrying around loaded pistol, then shot your ass for upstaging my entire production.
Stu, that would be something seeing that you’re blowhard liberal democrat who’s antigun. Anyways I’d probably punch you in the face before you could even get a round off.
Lesley, your right beefcake…no it’s time to plan the next production.
Stu, Awesome, can’t wait!
Lesley, there is no next for you, you’re at liberty to do something else, like ride a pink unicorn guns a blazing shooting at
Stu, Oh, you mean me thanks audience and you for such a great opportunity? Hey I might just have the acting bug.
Lesley, That was no bug, that was just fucking stupid. In all my life, you have to the dumbest person I know. When have you ever seen a cast member of a play stop the freaking audience as they head toward the door. Only you would think to do that in the theater.
Stu, Wow, you arrogance artist liberal. That’s what wrong with you artist fuckers. Just like a Democrat with self-serving entitled Asses No, don’t do for yourself! Let us determine what you need and when you need it, but only when it benefits us.
Lesley, Arrogant, WTF this is the way it done in the theater. And I’m supporting my community and I don’t tell them what to support. I bring to …show more content…
And, talking about begin current, have you seen all the whites faces over 100yrs old in your audience, Mr. I’m trendy, huh.
Lesley, what are you saying you’re as sweet as pink marzipan over a rainbow unicorn cake? This is new!
Stu, I’m no marzipan, I’m a Libertarian
Lesley, what the fuck! You guys are even worst then the Republicans. Pick a side
Stu, you know the great thing about freedom Lesley, is that I don’t have to and if by chance I change my mind that’s ok as well.
Lesley, well if it was left up to you and you Libertarian pals, I could be carrying around loaded pistol, then shot your ass for upstaging my entire production.
Stu, that would be something seeing that you’re blowhard liberal democrat who’s antigun. Anyways I’d probably punch you in the face before you could even get a round off.
Lesley, your right beefcake…no it’s time to plan the next production.
Stu, Awesome, can’t wait!
Lesley, there is no next for you, you’re at liberty to do something else, like ride a pink unicorn guns a blazing shooting at