Liquid Vapor Phase Diagram

It’s a Tuesday. I’m finishing my workout at my neighborhood gym. I walk into the locker room, throw my clothes off, and head to the showers. The water is warm. I’m feeling like a real go-getter. The endorphins, the steam – it’s relaxing. Veeery relaxing. I take a handful of the shower gel that the gym supplies in buckets and start lathering up. I’m making sure things are clean down there. Really, really clean. (Not really, readers – I’m jerking off. Duh.)

So I’m a showerbater; I admit it. I like putting on a show, and for the most part, the other people at my gym seem OK with it too. The couple of guys showering around me look as though they like seeing a show. I’m not just showing off; I like the idea of sexuality at the gym. It’s like these showers are a site of fraternal bonding. We are all here together, working on ourselves, motivating one another – and wow, this is feeling really good. I grab some more soap, bite my lip, and...

It’s not as hard as you might think – I mean, to hide your boner when you’re stark naked. You do a kind of thing where you press it up against yourself and hide it behind your forearm. Ok, now keep moving—washing, and stuff. For anyone to get a good look, either you or the looker has to hold still. Somebody has to lock eyes with your dick to really see it. The reason I bring this up is because practically the minute I “finish up,” the shower door swings open and a young guy that the gym has recently hired, the masturbation monitor, is staring at me.

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Openly jerking off with your friends and neighbors in the shower is probably unique to gay gyms, but everyone showerbates. Guys will tell you they do it because it’s easy – hey, no mess! But the truth? The shower is safe. God doesn’t look at you here; he’s no pervert. And if you didn’t grow up with God watching you masturbate, you probably got into the habit because your mom didn’t see you there – except under some very extreme