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1Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
+155This is an exceptional little phrase which can be used in any situation, whether it be orthodox or unorthodox. Furthermore I hope that anyone who uses this cracking little nugget of pure wit uses it well, as the results could be explosive.
+86This is a great diss, which implies that their birth was a big mistake, caused by a failed condom. Perfect to use to someone who you think has no purpose of doing anything, and just tries to target you for no reason.
+81I literally laughed my ass off off when I read this, so going to use it at school!
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2Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
+53GREAT! I love this! I am so going to use it on everybody! This is the best insult in the world! I don't think anybody will hate this diss!
+30Nice! I actually laughed at this one! I might try this one on a woman although it will fail horribly. I want to see their reaction!
+10Amazing, I used this on an idiot from my school! I love this website, it's really cool.
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3You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
+157I WILL USE THIS JOKE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I SEE ANYWHERE I GO IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
+97I'm going to so use this one! This one of the BEST I've heard so far.
+68This is the funniest this I've heard all day!
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4It looks like your face caught on
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1Your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory
+155This is an exceptional little phrase which can be used in any situation, whether it be orthodox or unorthodox. Furthermore I hope that anyone who uses this cracking little nugget of pure wit uses it well, as the results could be explosive.
+86This is a great diss, which implies that their birth was a big mistake, caused by a failed condom. Perfect to use to someone who you think has no purpose of doing anything, and just tries to target you for no reason.
+81I literally laughed my ass off off when I read this, so going to use it at school!
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2Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is
+53GREAT! I love this! I am so going to use it on everybody! This is the best insult in the world! I don't think anybody will hate this diss!
+30Nice! I actually laughed at this one! I might try this one on a woman although it will fail horribly. I want to see their reaction!
+10Amazing, I used this on an idiot from my school! I love this website, it's really cool.
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3You must have been born on a highway cuz thats where most accidents happen
+157I WILL USE THIS JOKE TO EVERY SINGLE PERSON I SEE ANYWHERE I GO IN MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE!
+97I'm going to so use this one! This one of the BEST I've heard so far.
+68This is the funniest this I've heard all day!
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4It looks like your face caught on