Mars Rhetorical Analysis

As your president, I am proud; we are superior to those who were left behind on Earth and the Earth-1st party voters. The reclamation of Mars from the horrid Earth-1st Party that previously ruled this planet further proves that we are superior, and we belong here; this is our land now. Mars is a planet like no other; this auspicious planet offers our children opportunities that no one has ever had before and offers us wealth like no other planet can. It should be emphasized that I will not mollify out hate for Earth-1st sympathizers, who support the restoration of Earth with resources from Mars; anyone who is labeled as an Earth-1st sympathizers will be deported to outer space. Furthermore, Mars will be an asylum only to those people who show they are worthy of being rescued from the radioactive Earth; anyone who demonstrates incompetency or low intelligence will not be offered protection here. To alleviate the residents of Earth from their
As you know, I have declared possessing books, pets, and expression of emotions a criminal offense. Most importantly, as president, I will never sanction marriages; it is completely immoral for people to be monogamous. It’s preposterous to think that the Earth-1st candidate was considering legalizing marriages. I will like to remind you, my fellow citizens, that the Earth-1st supporters will be tenuous after my presidency; you no longer have to worry about them regaining control of Mars. I have made sure to strip them of all political, economic, and social powers; now they are as weak as their feeble arguments. Though many Earthlings look at our society and frown because we are so superficial; I believe it is best for us to be materialistic and shallow because then we can be happy without needing unattainable things such as love, friendship, or