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Mrs. blah
blah 1D
September 25 2013
Never Bring Yogurt To School
It was September, 23, 2013 when it first happened. It was disgusting; I never would have thought this would happen to me. But I was wrong, so terribly wrong. As a result I was going have to survive the whole day with my yogurt filled back-pack smelling like “Jizz”.
It was 6:00 when I woke up for my soon to be horrible day at school. I did my usual routine; I brushed my teeth, took a shower, and combed my hair. Once I finished my breakfast I then packed my lunch. I placed two sandwiches and a juice box in my bag. I was pretty much ready to go to school. But like an idiot I wanted more, I placed the most evil thing in my back pack, a carton of peach yogurt! Oh and another juice box. Then I went to my bus stop, and this was the beginning of one of the worst times, I had in school.
Once I arrived to school, I walked with a group of my friends for awhile thinking, “Oh just another amazing day of school today right?” Wrong! Once I arrived to my locker to drop off my stuff, I dropped my back pack on the ground purposely, this way I could open my locker and put my stuff in it. When I dropped my back pack on the ground, I heard a pop sound so right away I started thinking, “Please don’t be the yogurt, please don’t be the yogurt” and then I opened my back pack, I found that my yogurt popped and its’ evil thick goo was all over my text books, papers, binders and most importantly my comb! How was I going to survive the day without looking fabulous! I quickly took out everything from my back pack, and threw it into my locker. All my stuff was covered with yogurt on it, and due to the time, I was unable grab tissues from the bathroom and clean up my mess. As if it wasn't bad enough every person would pass by me and say “why does it smell like Jizz.” Or, “Why does it smell like peach yogurt.” Now I had to survive the day with yogurt reeking binders, textbooks, and papers i needed for my
Mrs. blah
blah 1D
September 25 2013
Never Bring Yogurt To School
It was September, 23, 2013 when it first happened. It was disgusting; I never would have thought this would happen to me. But I was wrong, so terribly wrong. As a result I was going have to survive the whole day with my yogurt filled back-pack smelling like “Jizz”.
It was 6:00 when I woke up for my soon to be horrible day at school. I did my usual routine; I brushed my teeth, took a shower, and combed my hair. Once I finished my breakfast I then packed my lunch. I placed two sandwiches and a juice box in my bag. I was pretty much ready to go to school. But like an idiot I wanted more, I placed the most evil thing in my back pack, a carton of peach yogurt! Oh and another juice box. Then I went to my bus stop, and this was the beginning of one of the worst times, I had in school.
Once I arrived to school, I walked with a group of my friends for awhile thinking, “Oh just another amazing day of school today right?” Wrong! Once I arrived to my locker to drop off my stuff, I dropped my back pack on the ground purposely, this way I could open my locker and put my stuff in it. When I dropped my back pack on the ground, I heard a pop sound so right away I started thinking, “Please don’t be the yogurt, please don’t be the yogurt” and then I opened my back pack, I found that my yogurt popped and its’ evil thick goo was all over my text books, papers, binders and most importantly my comb! How was I going to survive the day without looking fabulous! I quickly took out everything from my back pack, and threw it into my locker. All my stuff was covered with yogurt on it, and due to the time, I was unable grab tissues from the bathroom and clean up my mess. As if it wasn't bad enough every person would pass by me and say “why does it smell like Jizz.” Or, “Why does it smell like peach yogurt.” Now I had to survive the day with yogurt reeking binders, textbooks, and papers i needed for my