MIKE: WHY ARE MY ROOM AND CLOSET A MESS? WHY IS THE BED I SLEEP ON EVERY NIGHT A MESS, COVERS THROWN ABOUT ON THE FLOOR AND THE SHEETS ROLLED UP AND NOT AROUND THE CORNERS OF THE BED. WHY, WHY, WHHYYY!!!
DISORGANIZATION: I HAVE AN IDEA.
MIKE: WAIT, WHO SAID THAT? I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE IN THE ROOM, TRYING TO ORGANIZE FROM THE NIGHT BEFORE.
DISORGANIZATION: IT’S ME, IN HERE.....
MIKE: WHERE?!?!?! I CANNOT, I REPEAT CANNOT EVEN SEE YOU, WHERE ON EARTH ARE YOU?
DISORGANIZATION: INSIDE YOUR MIND. TORMENTING WHO FROM THE INSIDE MAKING YOU GO INSANE FASTER THAN YOU WERE HOPING FOR.
MIKE: WELL, WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME ??
DISORGANIZATION: I WANT TO CHANGE WHO YOU ARE. YOU ARE NOT READY TO LIVE ON YOUR OWN, NOT …show more content…
DISORGANIZATION: OVER THE YEARS YOU HAVE SHOWN ME THAT YOU ARE NOT READY TO BE AN ORGANIZED PERSON, IN ORDER TO LIVE ON YOU OWN AND SUCCEED.
MIKE: THAT’S BOLOGNA. I HAVE SHOWN THE WORLD THAT I AM READY TO LIVE ON MY OWN AND TO NOT NEED HELP ALONG THE WAY. BUT SINCE YOU ARE HERE, I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO LISTEN OR YOU WON’T GO AWAY ANY TIME SOME. AM I RIGHT?
DISORGANIZATION: RIGHT, I AM HERE TO CHANGE WHO YOU ARE AS AN ORGANIZER. WHEN THINGS ARE OUT OF PLACE IN YOUR ENVIRONMENT SUCH AS YOUR CLOTHES, TEXTBOOKS, AND ELECTRONICS. HOW IN THE WORLD DO YOU DEAL WITH ALL OF THAT STUFF NOT BEING IN IT’S PROPER SPOT?
MIKE: WELL, I DEAL WITH IT STRESSFULLY BECAUSE EACH NIGHT I DO THE SAME GOSH DARN THING EVERY DAY AND THROUGHOUT THE DAY IS SLOWLY AND SURELY BECOMES A PIG STY WITH CLOSES THROWN EVERYWHERE. AND WHEN I NEED TO FIND SOMETHING, I CAN NEVER FIND IT SO, THEREFORE I GET STRESSED OUT TO THE BRINK OF LEAVING MY ROOM ASKEW.
DISORGANIZATION: I AM HERE TO FIX THAT. YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT SHOE YOU WERE LOOKING FOR LAST NIGHT TO GO TO CURLING PRACTICE AND YOU COULDN’T FIND IT. WELL, IT WAS UNDER YOUR COMFORTER IN THE CORNER OF THE ROOM, WHERE YOU DIDN’T DECIDE TO LOOK I MIGHT