My Hat Monologue

I am Chris Whisenant, creator of My Hat. Have you ever been blinded by the sun, but forgot to bring your hat with you to block it out? Or you accidentally drop your hat and have back problems so you can’t bend down to pick it up? Well My Hat is the perfect thing for you! Alright, so say you are on a family vacation. You plan on taking your children, and that lovely wife of yours to the beach. When you get there you say “Alright everybody go have fun”! As you’re getting out of your car, you realize that the sun is beaming down on you like crazy. As you reach for your hat, you realize you left it at home. Oh No!
Not a problem for My Hat! Simply say “Come here My Hat” and it will fly all the way from where you left it, right on to your head. Now that is fancy! This is how it works. There is a censor inside the hat that can recognize your voice from anywhere in the country. It’s that easy! All you have to do is say “Come here My Hat” and poof it is on your head. Travel time for My Hat might as well be none at all as it only
And if you think it won’t work, we’ll throw in another My Hat absolutely free! That’s two My Hats for just $5.00! You pick any design you want and we’ll get it to you! No shipping fee. Nothing but 5 whole dollars! I know exactly what you’re thinking. “Wow, this is a great deal” If you think that, just WAIT! Because there’s more! After purchasing your two My Hats and you don’t like either of them, simply call and we will give you a $2.50 refund. You heard me right, $2.50 refund! If you’re still not sure, then when you call, ask about the Special Offer. The Special Offer includes a free t – shirt along with the two My Hats you purchased for just $2.00 more. So that’s $7.00 for two My Hats and a t- shirt! You better hurry! Calls are already coming in! If you’re interested in buying a My Hat call this number now! 501-123-1234. that’s 502-123-1234. Or you can go to our website at