1. I am suddenly at a loss for warm clothes.
The first year of living in AZ my closet was PACKED with jackets and sweaters – warmth. I used nothing so I began the process of donating and tossing everything to make way for suitable …show more content…
Anything below seventies causes distress.
Suddenly the sun goes down and I am freezing, looking for my wool socks and hoping my puppy wants to sit next to me – he isn’t much of a lap dog. The seventies aren’t cold that is just silly – apparently I’m wrong. Maybe it is the sudden drastic temperature change or maybe the overcast skies are giving me some sort of placebo effect but I feel like I have an igloo for a hat.
3. Going home makes me question global warming.
I went home for my best friends birthday in September, just when it begins the downward spiral that is winter. September usually isn’t cold just yet – I’d call it crisp. I knew this so I brought sweatshirts, flannels, and some jeans. I ended up borrowing a jacket anyway.
4. Last year I paraded about in shorts – now I am a burrito.
I was that crazy person who was still wearing shorts in the middle of January last year. Heck, I bragged to all my east coast friends that I spent Christmas in my pool. Maybe it is what I deserve but I certainly don’t want to be in a pool right now.
5. Curses to my sandal