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Tyler Gurschke 523 words
9100 St. Charles Rock Road
St. Louis, MO 63114
(314) 4787-491 gurschket656@ritenourschools.org Peculiar Joe Shmoe
A Short Story by Tyler Gurschke

Joe Shmoe looked at the sexy frisbee in his hands and felt anxious. So elegant, yet so many tears in the round plastic nearly made it blood slaughtering to throw. Scratches to the skin or blood from the veins, Joe's going to succeed in what he admires the most, and he admires that perfect circle cutting through the fast wind.

Until that treacherous wind has tricks up his sleeve and steals the disc from the narrow path and sends it toward the gates of the underground pipes. Lost in the new path of taco tuesdays and small bladders, will he ever get the flying machine back, or does he even want
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He walked over to the window and reflected on his deserted surroundings. He had always loved deprived Nebraska with its hurt, homeless hills. It was a place that encouraged his tendency to feel anxious.

Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. He couldn't make it out so he stared out the needed to be windexed window panel. He statures stiffly and makes weird facial movements in hopes to paint the image approaching. It was the figure of Jackie Penera.

Jackie was a smart teacher with a curvy butt and long black eyelashes. Jackie used to be a stripper to pay off her student loans in college. She had those seduces eyebrows and never seized to let hungry men of Nebraska that she meant Business.

Jackie and Joe used to be birds in the love river, but they hit an extraordinary dam and she left for the sake of her career and she didn't feel that Joe had affectionate feelings any

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