Personal Narrative-Determination

I am the most amazing person on earth. Do you know why I am so great? I am almost godly because of my great skill of tetherball. I hit the ball so hard that the post will fall over. Sometimes my arms power is so great that the string snaps. After snapping the ball would travel 300 feet before landing so the crowd members have a special spot called a splash zone. It was made just for me! The only thing that can compare to my power is the gods themselves! Maybe even my power is beyond this world. That was probably even an understatement. In my matches people are terrified to play me knowing that they don’t stand a chance. When I step up onto the court the crowds scream my name hysterically. I get showered with roses and gifts, even if it's
in the middle of a match. Sometimes I kiss a baby or two! Whenever a challenger rises against me I destroy them, literally.
The name McKenzie is a name that is loved and envied. My license plate is CHAMPION and my middle name is tetherball queen. My legend is for greater than the Flashlight Queens. Who cares about her? Please I could do flashlight tag in my sleep and still win. Lets just say that I’m the ultimate winner, in anything and everything. That is not all. I am super humble. So humble in fact that I have decided to let the Flashlight Queen think she’s the best even though she’s NOT. So even though I’m the best at tether ball I am also the best at… EVERYTHING. Everything meaning everything tetherball. Even though there aren’t tetherball teams I have been asked to join at least fifty different ones. I have to switch from so many teams that I just bought all the jerseys in advance. And off season well the clubs go crazy begging for me to join them. I even joined a club on the other side of the world because they wanted me so badly. Even though nobody can come close to my awesomeness I have a trainer. I lift a tether ball that weighs twice my weight. But really it's impossible to get better than I already am. I do it for the fans because while I am humble I am also very kind. My fans need to see the amazing me to be
happy.
Yes it is said that tetherball is easy. People claim that they could easily hit the ball and play a game. But can you hit the ball and have it go faster then a pitcher? Do people line up with spare ropes whenever you play because they always snap and split? Do you not even break a sweat when you play because your are so good? Those are the reasons I am the Queen of Tetherball.
I have to say the even the Most Interesting Man Alive is nothing compared to my awesomeness. Nobody can be compared to my awesomeness. So I am just saying that I am born a champion. I was born I queen I was born totally a tetherball queen.