People need lots of help and that’s why I was born. I’m a superhero in training. Shhhhhhhh…(picture me putting my finger up to my lips) My real identity’s a secret, and that’s why I wear this disguise (see picture above).
Did I mention I love cats?
I also love my mom and dad — they can’t speak baby-talk for crap, but they’re fun to watch… They try real hard. Anyway, I gotta go. I just filled up my diaper and mom needs to know. I get to practice my super,
blood curdling, distress cry — It always brings ’em running.
Until next time, as always…Meow.