Persuasive Essay On How To Endure: Teen Mom
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Mrs. Marinelli
English Composition 1
19 October, 2013
How to Endure “Teen Mom”
Every boyfriend has experienced it at least once before in his life. If you’re a guy of about sixteen through about twenty five, and have a girlfriend that you care about, it’s almost impossible to say no to a request to watch “Teen Mom” with her. No matter how much you may want to decline, this girlfriend just bought you the videogame you’ve been begging her to get you this week AND watched you play it for hours last night without complaining once. It’s your turn now. After reading these few steps on what to do when that time comes, you will know exactly what to do to keep your girlfriend –and you- happy.
First and foremost, make sure you have a cup of coffee or an energy drink handy. Falling asleep during the show can be exponentially worse than initially declining the request, and can cause your plan to absolutely backfire. Once you have an energizing beverage in one hand you must wrap the other around a cell phone – preferably a phone with multiple games on it. Once your entertainment and beverage have been acquired, you’re ready for the sofa. …show more content…
Do not forget your beverage. When your girlfriend turns on MTV, do not be too distraught. You have prepared yourself for this moment. Be sure to pay a bit of attention to what is going on in the show (while waiting for candy crush lives). This will come in handy when your girlfriend asks how you feel about something that may have happened before the commercial saved the day. When the dreaded show resumes, be sure to look up at it and keep eye contact with the screen for at least thirty seconds. This will effectively fool your mate into thinking you are interested in the show. This interest will help to gain brownie points, which are VERY important in a “healthy”
Mrs. Marinelli
English Composition 1
19 October, 2013
How to Endure “Teen Mom”
Every boyfriend has experienced it at least once before in his life. If you’re a guy of about sixteen through about twenty five, and have a girlfriend that you care about, it’s almost impossible to say no to a request to watch “Teen Mom” with her. No matter how much you may want to decline, this girlfriend just bought you the videogame you’ve been begging her to get you this week AND watched you play it for hours last night without complaining once. It’s your turn now. After reading these few steps on what to do when that time comes, you will know exactly what to do to keep your girlfriend –and you- happy.
First and foremost, make sure you have a cup of coffee or an energy drink handy. Falling asleep during the show can be exponentially worse than initially declining the request, and can cause your plan to absolutely backfire. Once you have an energizing beverage in one hand you must wrap the other around a cell phone – preferably a phone with multiple games on it. Once your entertainment and beverage have been acquired, you’re ready for the sofa. …show more content…
Do not forget your beverage. When your girlfriend turns on MTV, do not be too distraught. You have prepared yourself for this moment. Be sure to pay a bit of attention to what is going on in the show (while waiting for candy crush lives). This will come in handy when your girlfriend asks how you feel about something that may have happened before the commercial saved the day. When the dreaded show resumes, be sure to look up at it and keep eye contact with the screen for at least thirty seconds. This will effectively fool your mate into thinking you are interested in the show. This interest will help to gain brownie points, which are VERY important in a “healthy”